10 Basic Useful Commands For A Whippet Owner.

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Hi just found this on a whippet group on Facebook (thanks James) And found it funny! sorry if you have seen it before!

10 basic useful commands for a whippet owner.

1.The whippet is not allowed to step inside the house

2. Ok, the whippet may step inside the house, but only in a few restricted area.

3. The whippet is allowed to walk freely inside the house, but away from the furniture.

4. the whippet may step only in the old furniture.

5. allright, the whippet may step in any furniture, but it's absolutely forbidden to sleep in bed with humans.

6. ok, the whippet can sleep in the bed, as long as invited.

7. the whippet is allowed to sleep in your bed whenever wanted, but never under your blankets.

8. the whippet is allowed to sleep under your blankets if invited.

9. the whippet is allowed to sleep in your bed, under your blankets every night.

10. Humans should ask for permission to sleep in their beds under their blankets to the whippet.

 

[jinnyfizz]

That is hilarious!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

....... and so true :b

 

[meddling]

Very True... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[whippetmad]

:lol: Very true

 

[affieluver]

not true at all :- of course i dont ask permission to get in bed :lol:

 

[Hula]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Cornish]

Oh now that has my boys written al over it

 

[sam1450]

Hi just found this on a whippet group on Facebook (thanks James) And found it funny! sorry if you have seen it before!
10 basic useful commands for a whippet owner.

1.The whippet is not allowed to step inside the house

2. Ok, the whippet may step inside the house, but only in a few restricted area.

3. The whippet is allowed to walk freely inside the house, but away from the furniture.

4. the whippet may step only in the old furniture.

5. allright, the whippet may step in any furniture, but it's absolutely forbidden to sleep in bed with humans.

6. ok, the whippet can sleep in the bed, as long as invited.

7. the whippet is allowed to sleep in your bed whenever wanted, but never under your blankets.

8. the whippet is allowed to sleep under your blankets if invited.

9. the whippet is allowed to sleep in your bed, under your blankets every night.

10. Humans should ask for permission to sleep in their beds under their blankets to the whippet.

That's funny - when did you come to my house then?!!!

 

[nicky12]

:lol: brilliant and very true ,i fight for space on my bed :lol:

 

[Riley]

:lol: So true. I even end up saying "Can you move over please" when I try to get into bed. Even then they don't take any notice and I just say "Oh alright". Very clever dogs whippets! Patsy