A Poem For Computer Users Over 50

[trac]

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A computer was something on TV

From a science-fiction show of note.

A window was something you hated to clean

And ram was the father of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend

And a gig was a job for the night.

Now they all mean quite different things

And that really megabytes.

An application was for employment,

A program was a TV show,

A cursor used profanity,

And a keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something you lost with age,

A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3 inch floppy

You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to garbage,

Not something you did to a file.

And if you unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire,

Hard drive was a long Edsel trip of road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocketknife,

Paste you did with glue.

A web was what the spiders spun

And a virus, well that was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper

And the memory in my head

For I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash

But when it happens, they wish they were dead!

 

[meddling]

:lol: Great Trac (w00t)

Considering their great age our Moderator and Super admin are doing quite well, when you see this...you can just see how lucky we are :- "

 

[trac]

:lol: Great Trac (w00t)

Considering their great age our Moderator and Super admin are doing quite well, when you see this...you can just see how lucky we are :- "

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sshhhh dont tell them i put it on especially for them ready for next year :- "

 

[peppermint lady]

(w00t) :lol:

I BLOODY LOVE IT (w00t) :lol: :lol:

 

[June Jonigk]

Of course I'm too young to remember those things :- "

 

[meddling]

Of course I'm too young to remember those things :- "

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yea right :- " :- "

 

[trac]

Of course I'm too young to remember those things :- "

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yea right :- " :- "

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see junes memory is playing up again clair :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

i dont get it being only 22 :- "

 

[meddling]

Of course I'm too young to remember those things :- "

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yea right :- " :- "

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see junes memory is playing up again clair :- "

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Bless her little bed socks :- " :lol:

 

[BlueNoise]

Very good Tracey :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Whippets4eva]

Very good that trac :lol: :teehee:

 

[trac]

Of course I'm too young to remember those things :- "

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yea right :- " :- "

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see junes memory is playing up again clair :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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Bless her little bed socks :- " :lol:

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you know what we will get clair :teehee:

and dont forget her bed jacket :- "

 

[k4tie-d]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[meddling]

Of course I'm too young to remember those things :- "

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yea right :- " :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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see junes memory is playing up again clair :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

Bless her little bed socks :- " :lol:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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you know what we will get clair :teehee:

and dont forget her bed jacket :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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...and her knitting

and horlicks....

 

[trac]

Of course I'm too young to remember those things :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yea right :- " :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

see junes memory is playing up again clair :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

Bless her little bed socks :- " :lol:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

you know what we will get clair :teehee:

and dont forget her bed jacket :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

...and her knitting

and horlicks....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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oh i do hope she has put her teeth to soak :- "

 

[meddling]

Of course I'm too young to remember those things :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yea right :- " :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

see junes memory is playing up again clair :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

Bless her little bed socks :- " :lol:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

you know what we will get clair :teehee:

and dont forget her bed jacket :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

...and her knitting

and horlicks....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

oh i do hope she has put her teeth to soak :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

:lol: :lol:

 

[trac]

Of course I'm too young to remember those things :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yea right :- " :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

see junes memory is playing up again clair :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

Bless her little bed socks :- " :lol:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

you know what we will get clair :teehee:

and dont forget her bed jacket :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

...and her knitting

and horlicks....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

oh i do hope she has put her teeth to soak :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

:lol: :lol:

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that little 0% we have clair will not be here this time tomorrow :teehee:

 

[meddling]

Of course I'm too young to remember those things :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

Yea right :- " :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

see junes memory is playing up again clair :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

Bless her little bed socks :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

you know what we will get clair :teehee:

and dont forget her bed jacket :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

...and her knitting

and horlicks....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

oh i do hope she has put her teeth to soak :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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that little 0% we have clair will not be here this time tomorrow :teehee:

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We'll be fine...Junes aim isn't as good as it should be...as poor Tina discovered

June gets very excited when she has her zapper ready and waiting

 

[trac]

Of course I'm too young to remember those things :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

Yea right :- " :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

see junes memory is playing up again clair :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

Bless her little bed socks :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

you know what we will get clair :teehee:

and dont forget her bed jacket :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

...and her knitting

and horlicks....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

oh i do hope she has put her teeth to soak :- "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

that little 0% we have clair will not be here this time tomorrow :teehee:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

We'll be fine...Junes aim isn't as good as it should be...as poor Tina discovered

June gets very excited when she has her zapper ready and waiting

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and no broadband has had a effect clair

 

[meddling]

Attractive June...very