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ACTUAL WRITINGS OF HOSPITAL CHARTS

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> 1.. The patient refused an autopsy

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> 2.. The patient has no previous history of suicides

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> 3.. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital

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> 4.. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she

> was very hot in bed last night

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> 5.. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year

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> 6.. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it

> disappeared

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> 7.. The Patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be

> depressed.

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> 8.. Discharge status : Alive but without permission

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> 9.. The patient has been depressed since she started seeing me in 1993.

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> 10.. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

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> 11.. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but

> forgetful.

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> 12.. She is numb from her toes down.

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> 13.. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

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> 14.. The skin was moist and dry.

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> 15.. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

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> 16.. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

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> 17.. Rectal examination revealed normal size thyroid.

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> 18.. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until

> she got a divorce.

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> 19.. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical

> therapy.

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> 20.. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

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> 21.. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

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> 22.. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

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> 23.. Skin : Somewhat pale but present.

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> 24.. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

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> 25.. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: That is brillant - I was in stitches (and not as a hospital patient thank goodness.)
 
That is great, Rae :lol:

I know I've seen it somewhere before but can't remember where :wacko: ............. maybe circulated from our local PCT or LMC :- " :thumbsup:
 
:lol: :teehee: brilliant :thumbsup:
 
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Very Good!
 
jinnyfizz said:
That is great, Rae :lol: I know I've seen it somewhere before but can't remember where :wacko:   ............. maybe circulated from our local PCT or LMC :- "  :thumbsup:

Probably! I got it from the GP surgery! (OK for GPs to take the mickey out of Hospital Drs.... :- " )
 

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