What is a Cat?
* Cats do what they want.
* They rarely listen to you.
* They're totally unpredictable.
* They whine when they are not happy.
* When you want to play, they want to be alone.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They expect you to cater to their every whim.
* They're moody.
* They leave hair everywhere.
* They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
* Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
* They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
* They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
* They growl when they are not happy.
* When you want to play, they want to play.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They are great at begging.
* They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
* They leave their toys everywhere.
* They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
* Cats do what they want.
* They rarely listen to you.
* They're totally unpredictable.
* They whine when they are not happy.
* When you want to play, they want to be alone.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They expect you to cater to their every whim.
* They're moody.
* They leave hair everywhere.
* They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
* Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
* They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
* They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
* They growl when they are not happy.
* When you want to play, they want to play.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They are great at begging.
* They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
* They leave their toys everywhere.
* They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
