An Exhibitor's Lament

[quintessence]

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An Exhibitor's Lament

The entry was sent off on-line with the pressing of a key

I have a month to sort him out, now it's up to me

Meals consist of measured amounts, no biscuits on the quiet

His eyes show in no uncertain terms what he thinks about the diet

Now roadwork is important, we both need to be fit

Combine it with a gallop for him and I'll just have a sit

And think about the show ahead, and mentally make a list

Of things to do, must trim his nails, nothing must be missed

His coat it shines, his teeth are white, his tail is looking neat

As I look at him I'm happy now, he surely can't be beat

I'm ready now, it's all in place, oh why is life so cruel

I've just looked in my purse and found I can't afford the fuel

JG

 

[affieluver]

i expect a lot of us are going to be doing this very good :huggles:

 

[Scudder]

Heh, no kidding. This is very cute! I routinely drive 5-8 hours each way, 3 weekends a month with Butters. :blink: :blink: :blink:

Kristen

 

[Suzycbee]

Heh, no kidding. This is very cute! I routinely drive 5-8 hours each way, 3 weekends a month with Butters.  :blink:   :blink:   :blink:
Kristen

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Thats a lot of driving Kristen, you might think twice about doing that in England!!! The tax levied on our fuel is extortionate!! :rant:

 

[seaspot_run]

I love your spot of poetry!

Can I share it with another list?

Karen Lee

 

[quintessence]

I love your spot of poetry!
Can I share it with another list?

Karen Lee

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Of couse you can Karen

Jenny

 

[seaspot_run]

How would you like to be credited?

 

[quintessence]

How would you like to be credited?

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That's ok Karen, no credit necessary. I wrote that this morning, it's pouring with rain, and thoroughly miserable here today.

 

[chelynnah]

That's great Jenny!!

Wendy

 

[jakers]

excellent :thumbsup: , what my work colleague affectiately call a ditty!

Liz

 

[wilfred]

Very good (and very true!). :thumbsup:

 

[rls22]

That's brill - you are clever Jenny :thumbsup:

 

[Juley]

It breaks my heart to hear your pain

The Government must take the blame.

To raise fuel prices isn't fair

They're filthy rich and just don't care.

I've come up with a great solution

Better yet, theres no pollution.

Buy a couple of Great Danes

To pull a cart along the lanes.

It may of course take quite a while

But you'll arrive in slendid style.