My hoperation was nearly two weeks ago now. I had three lumps removed, one from my 'ead and one each from my front legs. I was a bit sorry for myself straight after the hoperation, an' had to wear a stoopid big blue bandage an' a stoopid lampshade collar
I is much better now, but because I keep bitin' my stitches mum says I 'ave to keep my stoopid lampshade thing on a bit longer :angry:
I 'ave found some fun ways to get my revenge, though. I thought I would pass these on for any other dogs what might be recovering from hoperations:
1. Do lots of aimless barkin'. Aimless barkin' is fun anyway, but my stoopid lampshade thing acts like a magaphone so I can bark really loud an' drive everybody nuts :devil:
2. Run up really fast behind people an' bash the back of their legs with the edge of the lampshade until they says 'ouch'. This one is very good fun, an' my mum says her legs is black and blue (w00t)
3. This is my favourite. Wait until mum is really busy or 'as sat down to dinner, or 'as just got settled on the sofa with a glass of wine, then stand an' stare at one of your toys on the floor an' look really sad. If you like you can whine pathetically for a bit of hartistic heffect. Wait until mum says 'poor Benji can't get his toy' an' sighs an' stands up, then just before she gets there grab the toy an' run out into the garden :-
I 'ope I'll 'ave my stitches out tomorrow an' can take my stoopid lampshade thing off. I bet mum 'opes so too o
I is much better now, but because I keep bitin' my stitches mum says I 'ave to keep my stoopid lampshade thing on a bit longer :angry:
I 'ave found some fun ways to get my revenge, though. I thought I would pass these on for any other dogs what might be recovering from hoperations:
1. Do lots of aimless barkin'. Aimless barkin' is fun anyway, but my stoopid lampshade thing acts like a magaphone so I can bark really loud an' drive everybody nuts :devil:
2. Run up really fast behind people an' bash the back of their legs with the edge of the lampshade until they says 'ouch'. This one is very good fun, an' my mum says her legs is black and blue (w00t)
3. This is my favourite. Wait until mum is really busy or 'as sat down to dinner, or 'as just got settled on the sofa with a glass of wine, then stand an' stare at one of your toys on the floor an' look really sad. If you like you can whine pathetically for a bit of hartistic heffect. Wait until mum says 'poor Benji can't get his toy' an' sighs an' stands up, then just before she gets there grab the toy an' run out into the garden :-
I 'ope I'll 'ave my stitches out tomorrow an' can take my stoopid lampshade thing off. I bet mum 'opes so too o
