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Blind man
I was standing behind a blind man at a bus stop when a dog came trotting along the pavement. The dog stopped and sniffed the blind mans leg and then lifted his leg and peed all down the mans trousers. I looked on in amazement as the chap reached into the pocket of his coat and brought out a biscuit. Here boy, he said and bent over to give the dog the biscuit. I tapped him on the shoulder and said do you know what that dog has just done? yes he said. Then why are you giving him a biscuit? Its so that I can find out which end his head is so that I can kick him in the nuts!
I was standing behind a blind man at a bus stop when a dog came trotting along the pavement. The dog stopped and sniffed the blind mans leg and then lifted his leg and peed all down the mans trousers. I looked on in amazement as the chap reached into the pocket of his coat and brought out a biscuit. Here boy, he said and bent over to give the dog the biscuit. I tapped him on the shoulder and said do you know what that dog has just done? yes he said. Then why are you giving him a biscuit? Its so that I can find out which end his head is so that I can kick him in the nuts!
very good :- "