Cheesy Chat Up Lines

[kris]

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ok, whats the worst one youve heard?get ya coat ya've pulled? :- "

 

[AnnSa]

What about the old........ here's 20p ring your mum you wont be home tonight :clown:

 

[tinker*]

Im sure all horse riders get this

"so you can ride, you can ride me"

"wanna ride a real stallion"

"u can tame this beast"

"fancy showing me your riding skills"

This is just a few we get shouted at us daily when out riding! but were used to it now

 

[hely]

" i love your dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor"

needless to say...........it didn't work (w00t)

 

[beaubeau]

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

 

[dana]

did it hurt?

did what hurt?

when u fell from heaven

:x :x ive actually had this one used on me, needless to say he didnt get anywhere (w00t)

 

[hely]

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

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PMSL (w00t)

 

[beaubeau]

Another naughty one :- "

 

'Have you got spanners for eyes? Cause every time I see you my nuts tighten'

 

 

Tracey X

 

[Bedlam]

" Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk passed again"....

 

[hely]

Another naughty one  :- "  

'Have you got spanners for eyes? Cause every time I see you my nuts tighten'   

 

 

Tracey X

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pmsl....again (w00t)