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[friggsy]

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Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's home last night. They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves.

I was at Tesco this afternoon, when a lady dropped dead in front of me,

I felt really sorry for her - she had just bought a Bag for Life.

 

[milly]

Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's home last night. They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves.

I was at Tesco this afternoon, when a lady dropped dead in front of me,

I felt really sorry for her - she had just bought a Bag for Life.

You brought them raffle prizes to Highgate in a Bag for Life Ray

 

[dorris]

LOL

 

[kate lynch]

and the funny joke is where :b

-_-

:lol:

 

[Daniel.L.A]

thats older than my nan lol

 

[friggsy]

thats older than my nan lol

you should be in bed youre got to get up early for school ::