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WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN ?

its always erect stays up fpr 12 days and nights has cute balls and looks better with the lights on

Two womenare chatting about sex. One says "you know willies are like trees"

How come ? the other asks .

Well the first women explains in his 20s a mans penis is an oak mighty and hard

In his 30s and 40s its a birch flexible but reliable

After his 50s its an old christmas tree dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only (w00t)

 

[trac]

:lol: :lol: I LIKE THAT

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]HA HA !!!!!!!!!!! [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]HAVE YOUTUBED MORE NOEL...ENJOY!![/SIZE]

 

[nicky12]

:lol: pmsl :lol:

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=21pt]HAVE YOUTUBED MORE NOEL...ENJOY!![/SIZE]

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good girl im happy now got the hangover from hell :angry:

 

[ladyp]

Great, i like it. LadyP :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[ladydee]

[SIZE=21pt]HAVE YOUTUBED MORE NOEL...ENJOY!![/SIZE]

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Woohoo a Noel fan...mighty boosh rules everything...!!! (w00t) ok i'm a little obsessive..love the jokes

 

[Flowerpot]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=21pt]HAVE YOUTUBED MORE NOEL...ENJOY!![/SIZE]

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Woohoo a Noel fan...mighty boosh rules everything...!!! (w00t) ok i'm a little obsessive..love the jokes

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Just dont tell trac i cant possible subject her to any more noel talk ............can i ?

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]HAVE YOUTUBED MORE NOEL...ENJOY!![/SIZE]

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Woohoo a Noel fan...mighty boosh rules everything...!!! (w00t) ok i'm a little obsessive..love the jokes

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[SIZE=21pt]WOOHOOO!!! ANOTHER BOOSH FAN!!! THE NOEL ARMY IS GROWING[/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]HAVE YOUTUBED MORE NOEL...ENJOY!![/SIZE]

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Woohoo a Noel fan...mighty boosh rules everything...!!! (w00t) ok i'm a little obsessive..love the jokes

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Just dont tell trac i cant possible subject her to any more noel talk ............can i ?

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[SIZE=21pt]GO ON!!! I AM!!! WILL CONVERT HER....I KNOW IT[/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]DON'T MEAN TO HIJACK BUT HEY...ITS NOEL[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]HAVE YOUTUBED MORE NOEL...ENJOY!![/SIZE]

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Woohoo a Noel fan...mighty boosh rules everything...!!! (w00t) ok i'm a little obsessive..love the jokes

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Just dont tell trac i cant possible subject her to any more noel talk ............can i ?

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[SIZE=21pt]GO ON!!! I AM!!! WILL CONVERT HER....I KNOW IT[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]YOU WILL NEVER,NEVER,NEVER EVER CONVERT ME[/SIZE]

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=21pt]its ok sarah you can hijack my thread any day with pics like that :b [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T MIND[/SIZE]

 

[midlanderkeith]

WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN ?
its always erect stays up fpr 12 days and nights has cute balls and looks better with the lights on

Two womenare chatting about sex. One says "you know willies are like trees"

How come ? the other asks .

Well the first women explains in his 20s a mans penis is an oak mighty and hard

In his 30s and 40s its a birch flexible but reliable

After his 50s its an old christmas tree dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only (w00t)

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Dead from the root up, well thanks very much

 

[affieluver]

thought you might like that one keithy (w00t)

 

[Painted Lady]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RUSSELL BRAND???? THE OTHERS THINK HE IS RANK BUT I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR HIM......NOT LIKE I HAVE FOR OUR NOEL THOUGH....HE IS A SEX GOD

 

[affieluver]

yep same here sarah i think he is soo funny but i dont worship him like noel :wub: