Daft Jokes

[Daniel.L.A]

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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years.

Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."

"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"

 

[Towy]

Husband and wife shopping in Tesco. Husband puts 10 cans of Lager in the trolley, the wife takes them out saying They cost £10 they're too dear! Further down the aisle she puts a £20 jar of Face Cream in the trolley. He says Hold on a Minute thats dear. She says "But it makes me look beautiful" He says So does 10 cans of Lager at half the "F@@king Price" !.

 

[friggsy]

Husband and wife shopping in Tesco. Husband puts 10 cans of Lager in the trolley, the wife takes them out saying They cost £10 they're too dear! Further down the aisle she puts a £20 jar of Face Cream in the trolley. He says Hold on a Minute thats dear. She says "But it makes me look beautiful" He says So does 10 cans of Lager at half the "F@@king Price" !.

lol like it :lol: