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Daughters letter to Dad

A father passing by his daughter's bedroom was astonished to see that

her bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an

envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to

"Dad."

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands

and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope

with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and

you. I have been finding real passion with Stony, and he is so nice. But

I knew you would not approve of him because of all his piercing,

tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that he is much older

than I am.

But it's not only the passion...Dad I'm pregnant. Stony said that we

will be very happy. He owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of

firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more

children. Stony has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't

really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it

with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the

meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stony

can get better. He deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday

I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your

grandchildren.

Love,

Your daughter, Sharon

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tammy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the

school report that's in my center desk drawer. I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

(w00t) :thumbsup:
 
See why didnt I ever think of that one :- "

(love you dad :lol: )
 
Excellent! I wish i was young enough to try that one out! :lol:
 

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