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[clairej810]

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Has anyone read Terry Pratchett's Thud? You know the story Where's My Cow? We have a derivative for Tiny (Max doesn't like to play this game).

It goes:

"Where's my baby? Is that my baby? It goes squeak (squeak toy), that's not my baby, it's a duck (or whatever the toy is).

Where's my baby? Is that my baby? It goes rustle (rustle paper), that's not my baby, it's some paper.

(Add in as many more as you like)

Where's my baby? Is that my baby? It goes WOOF, that's my baby!"

Tiny loves this game and joins in all the 'actions' and squeaks the toys, chews the paper etc.

It's great fun! (w00t) Does this win the madness stakes?? :teehee: :wacko:

 

[EJW]

I'm afraid I do this too (w00t) :lol:

 

[kim & Tilly]

I NEVER talk to my dogs in doggy talk (w00t) , do i tilly willy woo :b :- "

 

[annlouise]

:cheers: Brilliant! And it can't just be us, there must be more loonies around!Betsy wrecks all the cars she works on and also works part time at the pizza parlour. Polly used to work at the post office and was a drug dealer on the side. She had this great east-end accent.

Frank worked in the bell department at Halfords but slept through most of his shifts. Tim was a champion cheese maker and had a french accent....

Ollie doesn't have a job and just goes round saying "whatever" a lot like a sullen teenager, and generally being nasty to everyone.

Just waiting for more people to own up then.

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The thing is i can go along with all of this......!! im glad its not just me.

I have 3 cats and a whip, all have middle names.

Tweeny Raquel cos shes such a bimbo

Bill Colin just a lovely old fella with no heirs and graces

Huckleberry Rodney cos its silly like him

and Inga George! Inga because it comes from his pedigree name and george so that he could have a normal name like everyone else!!

 

[Strike Whippets]

I thought everyone talked to their animals ......and it's perfectly normal to get replies back from them aswell 8) ..........All of my lot talk all of the time :thumbsup: