First Night Of K9 Freedom..!

[stormydog]

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thanks to all the "well-wishers" who have bombarded my mail box, also to those who have commented on here. Believe me you dont want to be in K9 jail..its a horrible place. fed on bread and water and teased by judy dressed as St Trinian school girl..i was in turmoil :wacko: nigel would run a stick along the bars of my cell...atleast i thought it was a stick till one night i heard him yelp :unsure:

every single night i was inside moderators would sneak down to my cell and threaten to take away my copy of "K9 MEMBERS WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS" :angry:

SO MY ADVICE IS..DONT BITE WHEN YOU READ A POST WRITTEN TO GET YOU TO RESPOND IN A CERTAIN WAY THAT MAY BE CONTRARY TO K9 RULES ...BECAUSE ITS YOU WHO WILL PAY FOR IT !

PS there was no reception awaiting me at the gates of "HMP K9".. no press..no media..it wasnt like winning that load of crap Big Brother....all i got was 2 scantily clad ladies and a hotel....DAMN QUICK !! (w00t) (w00t)

j o hn

 

[kris]

john you nutter! :lol: wonder what nigel was banging on the bars of your cage if it wasnt a truncheon? :blink: (w00t)

welcome back you old reprobate! :huggles:

 

[Carol Jepson]

lol That tickled me that John lol :lol: :lol:

 

[Strike Whippets]

LOL ......Welcome back John :cheers: ......I think this pearl of wisdom is spot on .....

SO MY ADVICE IS..DONT BITE WHEN YOU READ A POST WRITTEN TO GET YOU TO RESPOND IN A CERTAIN WAY THAT MAY BE CONTRARY TO K9 RULES ...BECAUSE ITS YOU WHO WILL PAY FOR IT !

...... been there too ....

 

[peppermint lady]

DONT BITE WHEN YOU READ A POST WRITTEN TO GET YOU TO RESPOND (w00t) john most of the posts make you want to respond :lol: I think I have just RESPONDED nice to have you back mate :- "

 

[alfyn]

John,you're an absolute fruit loop :clown: I'll be laughing all day now at that :lol:

I hope Nigel & Judy can see the funny side,especially as Nigel's damaged his stick,very painful i'm sure :sweating:

 

[ladyp]

Heard so much about you,hope to meet you in the flesh one day.Lady P. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[controversial]

welcome back stormy,missed someone who believes in freedom of speech.its what a democracy is supposed to be about :- " .or that is what i was brought upto believe. (w00t)

 

[Deb]

Welcome back John :thumbsup:

 

[morganna]

heh up there!!!free at last,see you soon,speak to you sooner!

HAPPY NEW YEAR JOHN

 

[Janimal]

(w00t) Only you could have written that John... :lol: :lol:

 

[J.T.]

Welcome back John & A Happy New Year to you too

Julie.

 

[pepa]

[SIZE=21pt]Well come back oh wise one [/SIZE]

missed ya loads

Happy new year John

:cheers:

 

[Susan]

Welcome back John :huggles:

Ive not had much time to get on k9 , I never noticed you were away or in the JAIL

Have a great new year (hogmany) from us in Scotland and I hope to see you at the Scottish Derby in 2008,,,I wont be racing but just ask for the owners of Guess Who :thumbsup: , you will find me/ us :cheers:

 

[trac]

WELCOME BACK JOHN :huggles:

 

[stormydog]

[SIZE=21pt]Well come back oh  wise one [/SIZE]
missed ya loads

Happy new year John

:cheers:

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awwww pepa..mother of jade..friend of stormy.. how very nice of you to say that....you can say it once more if you like :- "

infact tonight when youre out boozing go tap the girl to your right and the ****-head to your left and tell them about me too...

GO FORTH.. PEPA..MOTHER OF JADE SPREAD THE WORD ACCORDING TO STORMY ! THIS REQUEST I SPEAKETH TO THEE :blink:

j o hn

arghhh sorry..HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ASWELL :thumbsup:

 

[tinker*]

[SIZE=21pt]happy new year John[/SIZE] :cheers: (w00t)

missed u :- "

make sure you behave this time o

 

[Judy]

thanks to all the "well-wishers" who have bombarded my mail box, also to those who have commented on here. Believe me you dont want to be in K9 jail..its a horrible place.  fed on bread and water and teased by judy dressed as St Trinian school girl..i was in turmoil  :wacko:   nigel would run a stick along the bars of my cell...atleast i thought it was a stick till one night i heard him yelp  :unsure: every single night i was inside moderators would  sneak down to my cell and threaten to take away my copy of "K9 MEMBERS WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS"       :angry:

SO MY ADVICE IS..DONT BITE WHEN YOU READ A POST WRITTEN TO GET YOU TO RESPOND IN A CERTAIN WAY THAT MAY BE CONTRARY TO K9 RULES ...BECAUSE ITS YOU WHO WILL  PAY FOR IT !

  PS  there was no reception awaiting me at the gates of "HMP K9".. no press..no media..it wasnt like winning that load of crap Big Brother....all i got was 2 scantily clad ladies and a hotel....DAMN QUICK !!  (w00t)   (w00t)

          j o hn

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You PROMISED me you wouldn't tell. Now everybody wants to spend a night the dungeons :lol:

 

[kris]

no.now everybody wants to see the pics of judy dressed as a st trinians :lol: o