For Nicky12....

[stormydog]

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Firstly nicky loads of oompahloompah type people go and gather wooden blocks...these live in wooden-quadland and ready available at the right time of the year...(its bad luck to gather them in their breeding season).

they congregate in piles..usually on ice sheets like below....

then when those little oompahloompahs ambush them in their nets they skid and slide but cant go anywhere !

theyre all carted off to the ickle factories where as if by magic they get carved into wooden quads using quad-saws...just like the ones we heard.

they come with a warning mind you....

"HE WHO RIDES FAST GETS HIS ARSE PUBES INCINERATED!"

john..whos dogs are still looking at me in disbelief

 

[hely]

pmsl (w00t)

 

[nicky12]

stormster im guna beat you with more than a leek next time i see you mr itl be my meter long wooden ruler with nails in it (w00t) an as for ass hair i think you singed mine yesterday wen ya gave me a blooming wedgy :- " :lol:

 

[nicky12]

ooo yeh nearly forgot my bleeding car is still playing up after them blooming light fairys left my lights on and drained my battery :- " keeeps over reving have to take it garage now :- " pmsl can still see sarah now trying to push me on her own to bump start me :lol: :lol:

 

[animalady]

Can you tell me who is more bonkers out of the two of you please..... :- "

 

[nicky12]

Can you tell me who is more bonkers out of the two of you please..... :- "

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now thats easy stormster of course :lol: i was the only sain one ther yesterday :- "

 

[hely]

Can you tell me who is more bonkers out of the two of you please..... :- "

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now thats easy stormster of course :lol: i was the only sain one ther yesterday :- "

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mmm :- "

 

[animalady]

mmmmm.....!!! o o o

did that lead get to you eventually nicky?

sorry it didnt - if it had you'd have won for sure cos it had mintys blessing on it!!

 

[Painted Lady]

ooo yeh nearly forgot my bleeding car is still playing up after them blooming light fairys left my lights on and drained my battery  :- " keeeps over reving have to take it garage now  :- " pmsl can still see sarah now trying to push me on her own to bump start me  :lol:   :lol:

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ha ha!! just seen this :teehee:

cant believe i thought i could push it :wacko: a bag of quavers has more oomph than me....still think you left the handbrake on

 

[nicky12]

:lol: :lol: was funny :lol: was like a ant trying to move a football :- " :lol: its all fixed now ,posted the problem on a daewoo forum and apparently we had to take fuse out start it and then put fuse back iin and it reset sumit and its now working fine ...well till sum blooming light fairy comes along again and leaves me lights on and drains the battery what numpty would do that eh :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

nice description there of me nicky ...at least i tried..not like everyone else who just stood watching me give myself a hernia....i can still see your face when you realised it was your car with the lights on (w00t) you are sooo funny nicky..you were sat in my car reading the heat mag one minute and then charging off across the grass!!!

 

[nicky12]

:b i know ,i was ooo dear somones left ther lights on ther guna have a flat battery HAHAHA ,then it was like ooo feck hang on thats my car not so blooming funny now is it nick :- " :lol:

 

[Painted Lady]

then you left for home and i couldnt get my sat nav to work....major panic on then..thought i was there for the night..then realised i had the lead in the wrong hole... :b

 

[stormydog]

then you left for home and i couldnt get my sat nav to work....major panic on then..thought i was there for the night..then realised i had the lead in the wrong hole... :b

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ooops :b