from New Yorker magazine, 7/2/ '17 - "feminist knock-knock jokes"

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Cheerfully stolen from my inbox-copy of the NY-mag highlights.

QUOTE,

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Roe v. Wade.
Roe v. Wade who?
Get outta my joke, Paul Ryan.

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient feminist.
Impatient fem—
WHY DON’T WE HAVE EQUAL PAY YET?!?!...

**

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Online harassment.
Online harassment who?
Isn’t that just like a stupid whore, to say something like that - I hope you die.

**

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
You should smile mo—
I’m gonna stop you right there, dude.

**

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the swamp 'n fill it with lady-haters, looks like.

**

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can do better - for eighty-five cents on the dollar.

**

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry the hell up & join the twenty-first century, corporate boards, geez.

**

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business what I’m wearing.

**

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Preëxisting.
Preëxisting who? - If your last name is 'Condition', just keep moving right along, pal.

**

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben protesting this sh!t my whole life, feels like.

**

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
...Ice cream who?
Ice cream right now if I could, but then you’d say I was hysterical.

**

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I didn’t have to tell knock-knock jokes to get my point across.

**

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Men!
Men who?
EXACTLY.
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by Kimberly Harrington  filed in the 'Daily Shouts' column.
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