He Has Gone Humping Mad

[Windsdream]

Join our free community today.

Connect with other like-minded dog lovers!

Login or Register

:wub: :wub: Good stories everyone, had a little chuckle really glad im not the

only one. :teehee:

:- " Juley dont be a spoil sport. dont you want to experience all these wonderfull things :wacko:

 

[Juley]

:wub:   :wub: Good stories everyone, had a little chuckle really glad im not the only one. :teehee:

:- " Juley dont be a spoil sport. dont you want to experience all these wonderfull things :wacko:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

Errrrrr..........let me think. NO! I'll just enjoy your tales (w00t) :lol:

 

[~elizabeth~]

<Sigh>.  Woody had a wet dream whilst on Alan's parent sofa right in front of his mum and dad.  Alan's parent's have never had a dog so it's a big deal for them to let a dog on the sofa albeit with a fleecy rug under the dog.
Alan's mum left the room.  Alan told me to do something about it.  I ask you.  :b

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

​

That's the moment I'm dreading! It will be up there with my father turning on the channel 5 movie in the middle of some explicit sex scene (while my mother leaves the room at huge speed) as one of my (least) favourite at-home moments of all time :b

Oddly ours makes no connection (literally) between mounting and the other thing, which usually happens when he's asleep. Between them, both my parents and dog are doing their best to win a special Darwin award for life-time achievement in lack of reproductive understanding :wacko:

 

[Joanna]

My little Fynn humps all othe time.......5 months old, and if it moves he humps it. Archie's girlfriend Star, is his best hump, and some-times Archie humps one end, and Fynn the other, she just laps it up......tart :wub:

 

[oakmoorehill]

:- " I have 4 males and 2 bitches plus an adolesent male greyhound they all live happily together although the boys do try to mount the girls even Blaze her 5mth son has been at it since he was about 3mths fortunatley Tegan is a bit on the bosy side and tells them all of. She is in season now and even the father of her pups darn't go near to her .He mated a bitch a couple of weeks ago and was a bit unsure at first in case she had a go but he soon realised she was a willing partner

The greyhound had a lovely bite on his nose the other week as he stuck his nose were it wasn't wantedfortunately it healed and didn't scar

 

[whippetmad]

Harry who is only just gone four months is humping my Dale who is done.Peter is after Angel and she had a season couple of months ago,perhap it is the weather :- " :lol: