How Long Can A Flea Survive....

[stormydog]

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I'm realy thirsty? anyone got a glass of water dont mind paying but prefere if it was flea

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yeh and if you braek the law and the cops take ya...youll need to see a solictor and do a bit of "FLEA-BRAGAINING !"

J :clown: HN

 

[Joanna]

These jokes are getting so terrible, I am almost coming out in sympaflea with the critter supporters............

Actually thinking about, I'm definateflea not! :wacko:

 

[Lloyd]

I wouldn't like to be you Lloyd - did you know that the members of the F.L.F. are all flea-radicals and they are hopping mad :lol:

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I'll make my bid for fleadom while I can then!

 

[urchin]

am not sure about keeping them alive? i prefer my fleas to DIE!

not my own personal fleas you understand, i don't have fleas i'm a clean livin girl me!

When i had a cat with both a flea allergy (from her time as a stray) and a sensitivity to flea treatments, i spent a lot of my summer combing for fleas......and coming up with ways of disposing of the results.

my experiments showed, as lloyds did, that the lil blighters float quite happily on the top of the water in a glass

UNLESS

you put a drop of washing up liquid in the water - it breaks the surface tension and DOWN THEY GO!

 

[stormydog]

URCHIN

YOU BETTER MIND THEM LITTLE CRITTERS DONT CAPTURE YOU FOR TALKING LIKE THAT...DO YOU KNOW WHY........................?

COS I COULDNT STAND LISTENING TO YOU SINGING.............wait for it...

"FLEAS RELEASE ME LET ME GO.........!"

J :- " HN

 

[Joanna]

URCHIN
YOU BETTER MIND THEM LITTLE CRITTERS DONT CAPTURE YOU FOR TALKING LIKE THAT...DO YOU KNOW WHY........................?

COS  I COULDNT STAND LISTENING TO YOU SINGING.............wait for it...

"FLEAS RELEASE  ME LET ME GO.........!"

    J :- " HN

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Very good John!

Is any-one else spending a ridiculous amount of time trying to think of flea jokes?

I am thinking of getting therapy, but I'm worried it might be expensive........I don't want them to fleace me (w00t)