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>> Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was
>> still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at
>>
>> Her mother's house, she was a very nervous.
>>
>> Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go
>> upstairs and he'll take care of you.
>>
>> Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."
>>
>>
>>
>> So, uppa she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
>> exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran down stairs to her mother and says,
>> "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
>>
>> "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests.
>> Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
>>
>>
>>
>> So, uppa she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off
>> his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her
>> mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
>> "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony is a good man. Go
>> upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
>>
>>
>>
>> So, uppa she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and
>> on his left foot he was missing three toes.
>>
>> When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot
>> and a half!"
>>
>>
>>
>> Her mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta..."
>> still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at
>>
>> Her mother's house, she was a very nervous.
>>
>> Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go
>> upstairs and he'll take care of you.
>>
>> Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."
>>
>>
>>
>> So, uppa she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
>> exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran down stairs to her mother and says,
>> "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
>>
>> "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests.
>> Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
>>
>>
>>
>> So, uppa she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off
>> his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her
>> mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
>> "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony is a good man. Go
>> upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
>>
>>
>>
>> So, uppa she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and
>> on his left foot he was missing three toes.
>>
>> When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot
>> and a half!"
>>
>>
>>
>> Her mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta..."
