Its Only Meeeeeeee

[midlanderkeith]

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See the river, at 12 25 this morning, i was out with jill, ive jumped this damn river many times, i have to to get to my bunnies, but with the heavy rains the river was extra wide and flowing fast, well i attempted the jump but on landing i fell backwards and straight in i went, 100 yards i bet it carried me downstream, cluthing at the banks to try stop myself, i eventually did but on the wrong side, so once i got out, i had to once again jump the river, now im only about 12 stone if that, but the i felt like i was carrying double, even my wellies where full and i hadnt the energy to empty em, jill was yapping on top note, anyways i managed to get to my car about half mile away, and believe you me i was frozen to the marrow, got home stripped off had a bath and cuddled up to jill on the sofa, ive already got a wanky right arm, but i can hardly move the bugger now, isnt life just fascinating eh

 

[hely]

oh blimey keithy, will you be careful please :huggles:

and what the hell is a wanky arm :- " :wacko: :unsure: (w00t)

hope you have warmed up :huggles:

 

[meddling]

You worried poor Jill :unsure:

Hope your 'wanky' :- " arm feels better soon!

 

[hely]

i wonder if keithy always uses the right arm :unsure:

 

[maggie217]

and what the hell is a wanky arm :- "    :wacko:   :unsure:   (w00t)

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Well, I hope Keith means 'Wonky' arm :lol:

 

Fancy upsetting Jill like that, Keith. You will have to take more care :teehee:

 

Pauline & Ruby

 

[Jaydiiee]

Kiethy I hope your ok!

Dont do that again! :b

Bless jill yapping like that, she would have never let you go kieth!

Im just glad your safe and i hope you get your arm mended soon :huggles:

Jade xx

 

[affieluver]

you daft sod :lol: only you could manage it hope you are ok and not too sore look after yourself you know what happens when you get older (w00t)

 

[hely]

keithys not old, he has the mind and body of a 20 year old.............don't ya keithy :thumbsup:

 

[midlanderkeith]

you daft sod :lol: only you could manage it hope you are ok and not too sore look after yourself you know what happens when you get older (w00t)

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cheeky madam :lol: you see the thing is with me, ok im 63 oh dear how i hate admitting that, but ive the mind of a 17 yearold, but the 2 dunna go together, :lol:

but at the moment im thoroughly enjoying life and why not, life is for living dont you agree, people say live each day as if its your last, well i happen to do just that.

oh and by the way kelly, i uv you to bits.

keithy :cheers: :huggles:

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]oh and by the way kelly, i uv you to bits.[/SIZE]

oi, step away :rant:

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[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]oh and by the way kelly, i uv you to bits.[/SIZE]



oi, step away :rant:

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I BETTER NOT TELL YOU WHAT KEITH SAID ABOUT ME IN A PM LAST NIGHT :- "

 

[midlanderkeith]

[SIZE=21pt]oh and by the way kelly, i uv you to bits.[/SIZE]



oi, step away :rant:

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I BETTER NOT TELL YOU WHAT KEITH SAID ABOUT ME IN A PM LAST NIGHT :- "

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:lol: Well let me tell you this folks, trac has invited me down her place to shift her dog crap, :lol: wot a bloody chat up line eh :lol:

 

[hely]

well i hope your not bloody going keithy, youwill never get out of there alive :- "

come and see me instead :huggles:

 

[midlanderkeith]

well i hope your not bloody going keithy, youwill never get out of there alive :- "
come and see me instead :huggles:

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Can you in all honesty hands on that lovely warm considerate heart of yours :lol: have some common northerner such as me into that dust free immaculate home of yours, wiv my muddy boots and whippet

 

[hely]

well i hope your not bloody going keithy, youwill never get out of there alive :- "
come and see me instead :huggles:

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Can you in all honesty hands on that lovely warm considerate heart of yours :lol: have some common northerner such as me into that dust free immaculate home of yours, wiv my muddy boots and whippet

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well, normaly no, but since its you i will stick some dust sheets down.........10am sharp, dont be late :thumbsup:

i will get a victoria sponge in

 

[trac]

well i hope your not bloody going keithy, youwill never get out of there alive :- "
come and see me instead :huggles:

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Can you in all honesty hands on that lovely warm considerate heart of yours :lol: have some common northerner such as me into that dust free immaculate home of yours, wiv my muddy boots and whippet

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well, normaly no, but since its you i will stick some dust sheets down.........10am sharp, dont be late :thumbsup:

i will get a victoria sponge in

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you sure would get a victoria sponge in whole the size of your mouth :- "

why do i get the feeling i know what is coming :sweating:

 

[hely]

yours...............up...............trac :- "

 

[trac]

Keith think we are going to have to cool it for a while hely sent me a text warning me to stay away from you now she may have victoria sponge but i have bury black pudding :- "

 

[oakmoorehill]

I've only just seen this

Ohhhhh Keith what are you like?

Hate to say it but have you not thought Jilly was laughing at you

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=21pt]oh and by the way kelly, i uv you to bits.[/SIZE]



oi, step away :rant:

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blimey woman no need to fight its ok im stepping away right now you scare me