It was the Inverness job centre away up on the north east coast of Scotland and a wee jock sees an advert on the board for a gynaecologists assistant.. 
job from heaven he thinks. he asks for details and is thrilled to learn that his duties to prepare the ladies are to include.....
1. remove underwear :thumbsup:
2. wash and shave the ladies "nether regions"
3. rub oil on the shaved areas. 8)
salary is £55,000 :cheers: :thumbsup: he canny believe it :- "
so he fills in the application form in and gives it over to the desk guy. the guy tells him he now has to go to Plymouth....to which he replies "oh why plymouth ..is that where ill be based..?" "no" hes told...."thats where the queue starts!"
john..with 2 dogs of which one is monkey-like in appearance and climbs trees
job from heaven he thinks. he asks for details and is thrilled to learn that his duties to prepare the ladies are to include.....1. remove underwear :thumbsup:
2. wash and shave the ladies "nether regions"
3. rub oil on the shaved areas. 8)
salary is £55,000
:cheers: :thumbsup: he canny believe it :- "so he fills in the application form in and gives it over to the desk guy. the guy tells him he now has to go to Plymouth....to which he replies "oh why plymouth ..is that where ill be based..?" "no" hes told...."thats where the queue starts!"
john..with 2 dogs of which one is monkey-like in appearance and climbs trees
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