Joke.....two Nuns

[Trish]

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TWO NUNS

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for

the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes

at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only

logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and

I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is

worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!

Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.

The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run

as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down .

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

.

.

I'll pray for you!

 

[trac]

you best start praying then trish :- "

 

[ladyp]

NICE ONE. (w00t) :- " :teehee:

 

[Flowerpot]

(w00t) I liked that !! It was funny !!

 

[Trish]

you best start praying then trish :- "

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i already have

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]trish really....leave the joke telling to the master....[/SIZE]

 

[AnnSa]

:lol: :thumbsup:

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]trish really....leave the joke telling to the master....[/SIZE]

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sarah you can laugh you know it will do you good (w00t)

can tell you loved it

 

[Julie D]

Nun gets on the bus late at night, no other passengers on and tells the driver she is nearing the end of her life and before she goes would like to have sex just once, but won't get into Heaven if she's not a virgin so can only have some 'bum fun'

(sorry not my expression (w00t) ) and cannot commit adultery.

Bus driver slips his wedding ring off and says 'I think I can oblige, Sister'

Later when the nun is about to alight, the remorseful driver, believing he has condemned the nun to an afterlife in Hell, says ' I must confess, Sister, I am a married man, I'm so sorry'

The nun says, 'I too must confess................................

my name is Bill and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party'

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[trac]

Nun gets on the bus late at night, no other passengers on and tells the driver she is nearing the end of her life and before she goes would like to have sex just once, but won't get into Heaven if she's not a virgin so can only have some 'bum fun'(sorry not my expression  (w00t) ) and cannot commit adultery.

Bus driver slips his wedding ring off and says 'I think I can oblige, Sister'

Later when the nun is about to alight, the remorseful driver, believing he has condemned the nun to an afterlife in Hell, says ' I must confess, Sister, I am a married man, I'm so sorry'

The nun says, 'I too must confess................................

my name is Bill and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party'

(w00t)   (w00t)   (w00t)

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:lol: :lol:

 

[pepa]

I liked both of them (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[jinnyfizz]

Nice one Trish :thumbsup:

 

[BlueNoise]

:lol: :lol: Good one Trish :lol: :lol: