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A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome Cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him
why he is staring..
He replies:
"I have a question to ask you
but I don't want to offend you."
She answers,
"My son, you
cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long
as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do a! bout
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The
cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun
fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear
child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've
sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party
She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome Cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him
why he is staring..
He replies:
"I have a question to ask you
but I don't want to offend you."
She answers,
"My son, you
cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long
as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do a! bout
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The
cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun
fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear
child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've
sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party
:b :lol:
