Joke

[BlueNoise]

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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital.While in intensive care she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up"? God said "No you have another 43 year's, 2 month's and 8 days to live".

Upon her recovery,she decided to stay in hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.She even had someone come in and change her hair colouring and whiten her teeth!

After her last operation she was discharged from hospital.While crossing the road she was run over and killed by an ambluance!

Arriving in front of God,she demanded "I thought you said I had anotherb 43 year's.Why didn't you pull from the path of the ambluance"?

God replied "I didn't bloody recongnise you"

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt] :lol: :lol: GOOD ONE...BETTER THAN HELY'S JOKES :teehee: [/SIZE]

[SIZE=30pt]HELEN YA KNOW I LUVS YER!!!![/SIZE]

 

[AnnSa]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Trish]

oh pat thats a good one (w00t) :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

 

[hely]

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital.While in intensive care she had a near death experience.Seeing God she asked "Is my time up"? God said "No you have another 43 year's, 2 month's and 8 days to live".

Upon her recovery,she decided to stay in hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.She even had someone come in and change her hair colouring and whiten her teeth!

After her last operation she was discharged from hospital.While crossing the road she was run over and killed by an ambluance!

Arriving in front of God,she demanded "I thought you said I had anotherb 43 year's.Why didn't you pull from the path of the ambluance"?

God replied "I didn't bloody recongnise you"

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[SIZE=21pt] :lol:   :lol: GOOD ONE...BETTER THAN HELY'S JOKES :teehee: [/SIZE]


[SIZE=30pt]HELEN YA KNOW I LUVS YER!!!![/SIZE]

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uummm actually that joke is really old, and i do believe i put it on here yonks ago.........(sorry pat)

so bog off :- "

 

[BlueNoise]

Sorry Hely, first go at putting something on!! Will use a new joke next time

Oh is it me or Saraloveland that has to Bog Off ? :lol:

 

[telstar]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

 

[meddling]

:thumbsup: :cheers: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cheers: :thumbsup:

 

[The Whistler]

(w00t) :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hely]

oohhhh pat no not you..............i was telling sarah to bog off

:huggles:

 

[BlueNoise]

Thanks Hely :sweating: :sweating:

 

[trac]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Flowerpot]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t)