Joke

[milly]

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A whippet racer gets up one morning to find his wife cooking one his socks.

He says, "What are you doing?

" She says exactly what you asked me to do when you came to bed drunk last night"

Puzzed, he walks away and thinks to himself

"I don't remember asking her to cook my socks?"

 

[debbie]

lol

 

[rob67]

Is that why there are loads of odd socks in our washing basket!! Rob does his own washing lol

chris

 

[ahorsnall]

Is that why there are loads of odd socks in our washing basket!! Rob does his own washing lol
chris

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you such a hard lady chris poor rob

 

[rob67]

Is that why there are loads of odd socks in our washing basket!! Rob does his own washing lol
chris

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you such a hard lady chris poor rob

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Ha ha........................I do all the cooking tho...........well except for the odd sock or two!!

chris

 

[milly]

Simply Red singer Mick Hucknal, was arrested for having sex with an under aged Rabbit last night.

Apparently, he was holding back the ears, and the bunny was too tight to mention.

 

[gabbitas31]

Simply Red singer Mick Hucknal, was arrested for having sex with an under aged Rabbit last night.Apparently, he was holding back the ears, and the bunny was too tight to mention.

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:lol: I like that one Geoff, keep them coming. :thumbsup: Di

 

[wild whippies]

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

"How do you know the cat was dead?" she asked him.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

 

[wild whippies]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“ o

 

[friggsy]

keep them coming great laugh :thumbsup: