Love In A Hot Climate

[alfie]

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Right- Alice is getting jealous that Georgy is turning Zoomie's head now- he only had eyes for her at Crufts! The fact that she used most unladylike language to him when they shared a cage was just Alice playing hard to get! :- " o

There was a blue Iggy called Alice

Who was really devoid of all malice

Though she swore at Mr Zoom

When they shared a room

She'd still like to visit his palace

Liz and the Monellis

 

[kris]

zoomies the hunk they all want to win,

both georgia and alice are out to get him,

they flutter their lashes,and wiggle their bums,

but when he gets near them, they show him their gums,

their teeth flash with gusto,they curl up their lips,

and if zoomie ignores them,

theyll give him a nip! :lol:

(its called playing hard to get!) :- "

 

[EJW]

I have this picture in my head of Zoomie as 8) "Julio" Sitting on a beach wearing shades & a loud floral shirt sipping a coctail singing "To All The Girls I've Ever Loved"!!!!! (w00t)

Pictures of Alice, Georgia, Gracie, Millie -Lab and goodness knows how many others appear in the corner of the screen :lol:

 

[clairej810]

Fantastic poems!! (w00t) Bet Zoomie's loving this! :wub:

 

[quintessence]

Zoom's a bit of a flibberty-gibbet

NOW it's rumoured he fancies a whippet

Should he put it about

And she gets up the spout

He'll be off to the vets for the snippet

 

[wilfred]

Now an Iggy is classed as a "Toy"

but they're anything but - cos "Oh boy"

When the sap starts to rise

and Iggy girls make huge eyes

A Zoomie comes over all coy.

 

[urchin]

All these poems for me? you're so kind

But steady on, if you don't mind!

All this talk of my tush

Is making me blush

The Zoomster is just too refined!

:b

 

[wilfred]

Oh come come, now young Zoomie, my dear

we all know you're refined, never fear!

You're the soul of discretion

and make such an impression

It's true, you're a Hunk without peer!

 

[Juley]

An Italian Iggy called Zoom

Has booked all his ladies a room

It isn't a sin

If he fits them all in

Thou he's rushing around like a loon!

 

[Cerito]

LMAO

I always love the Zoom and other iggy stories, but this thread is a classic.

Thanks everyone!

Cerito

 

[zilloot]

:lol: (w00t) Zoomie's all of a blush with these lovely poems. He's leaping about muttering

'oh my goodness' and furrowing his brow because you all know him so well!!! :lol: :lol: :* :*

 

[quintessence]

Zoomie's finding it difficult today

To keep all the ladies at bay

Better not make a choice

Just camp up your voice

And announce with a flourish

I'm Gay

 

[Zephyr]

Zoomie's finding it difficult todayTo keep all the ladies at bay

Better not make a choice

Just camp up your voice

And announce with a flourish

I'm Gay

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[zilloot]

Zoomie's finding it difficult todayTo keep all the ladies at bay

Better not make a choice

Just camp up your voice

And announce with a flourish

I'm Gay

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(w00t) He's such a [SIZE=21pt]MANDOG[/SIZE] he couldn't do [SIZE=14pt]GAY[/SIZE] in a million years - even for fun :lol: :lol: .. and Milly would die laughing if he tried :huggles: :lol:

Perhaps I'll buy him a cravat and read him some Oscar Wilde and see what happens....

 

[EJW]

Perhaps I'll buy him a cravat and read him some Oscar Wilde and see what happens....

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:lol: :lol: Naah, Zoomie is most definitely not gay so Gracie tells me

And little Georgy says he's a very happy Iggie, so why can't he be gay? o

 

[wilfred]

Fiona considered a cravat

for Zoomie - but that's not where he's at!

He's no Oscar Wilde

he's an Italian Wild Child

A red-blooded male - so that's that!