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Driving to the office this morning on the M62 motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand
new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close
to the mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!!
Shocked, I looked away for a couple of seconds
and when I looked back she was still putting on the makeup
but drifting halfway into my lane!!
It scared me so much (and this coming from a bloke....)
that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon
roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten
up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
my
mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
causing
it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream,
which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt
and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!
I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand
new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close
to the mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!!
Shocked, I looked away for a couple of seconds
and when I looked back she was still putting on the makeup
but drifting halfway into my lane!!
It scared me so much (and this coming from a bloke....)
that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon
roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten
up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
my
mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
causing
it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream,
which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt
and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!
