Q: How many women does it take to tile a roof?
A: Twelve if you slice them thin enough.
Q: Why are there so many homes for battered women?
A: Because they just don't f***ing listen!!
A man walked into a supermarket and asked an employee where the tampon isle was.
The lady pointed it out and the man started walking toward it.
A few minutes later the man returned with cotton swabs and string.
The employee said to the man, "I thought you needed tampons?"
The man simply said, "I sent my wife to get me some cigarettes yesterday and she came home with the tabacco and the paper. I had to roll my own. Today she sent me for tampons so she get's to roll her own :- "
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fxxk, Etc."
[SIZE=14pt]NER NER NER NER NER ![/SIZE]
A: Twelve if you slice them thin enough.
Q: Why are there so many homes for battered women?
A: Because they just don't f***ing listen!!
A man walked into a supermarket and asked an employee where the tampon isle was.
The lady pointed it out and the man started walking toward it.
A few minutes later the man returned with cotton swabs and string.
The employee said to the man, "I thought you needed tampons?"
The man simply said, "I sent my wife to get me some cigarettes yesterday and she came home with the tabacco and the paper. I had to roll my own. Today she sent me for tampons so she get's to roll her own :- "
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fxxk, Etc."
[SIZE=14pt]NER NER NER NER NER ![/SIZE]
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