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[saraquele]

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ok folks , my name is kobi , my mum has told you about me so im sure you know who i am

well i knew something was up last night when i ended up in that dreaded bath

ok ok its not my fault i cant read , i didnt know i shouldnt have chewed up that green pen and got it all over my white legs (w00t)

how should i know " nothing must be used to alter the natural colour of a dogs coat " :lol:

well we got up this morning , went for a ride in the car , got to this community center but there were no other dogs ther ???

my mum kep mumbling about where everyone else was then she went back to the car checked her catalogue and said some very naughty words :- "

she had got the wrong day ! the show was yesterday (w00t) :b :- "

so if anyboby wants her , please pm me , i cant go through that embarresment again .

she is a good cook and feeds us lots of tasty treats like heart and mince and stuff like that so you will really like her !

just pretend your not with her if she ever shows you up (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[Zephyr]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Great story, what a shame about the show after all the practice you've been putting in

:luck: :luck: :luck: at the next show, Kobi, and don't get rid of your Mum, it happens to us all in the end!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[lawleymoon]

sorry for laughing but that is so funny (w00t) poor you and kobi what a day for you both . hope the green come of his legs ok . still laughing (w00t)

 

[*Lesley*]

Well if it's any consolation Kobi I think you would have won :teehee:

 

[Morgan]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Very funny!!!

Well Kobi I am afraid you'll have to deal with her for the rest of your life!!!! (w00t)

Better luck next show (Kobi you'll have to remind your mum to be sure to get there )

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Paula Roberts]

Do you think thats why Kobi was using the green pen to write his mummy a note to say she"d got the wrong day. :- "

 

[saraquele]

Do you think thats why Kobi was using the green pen to write his mummy a note to say she"d got the wrong day. :- "

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lol (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

i like it :thumbsup:

 

[quintessence]

Poor Kobi what a lot you have to put up with, when it's your mum's birthday I think you should buy her a diary but not one with a green pen cos I don't think she would appreciate it. Good Luck at your next show, whenever it is !!!!

Jenny

 

[Juley]

LOL. Poor Kobi. My mum once went nearly all the way to the wrong Crawley. We were towing a caravan and it meant we had to have our dinner a bit late. (w00t) .

Chelsea, Poppy and Daisy. :lol:

 

[Windsdream]

:lol: Poor Kobi i do feel for you the things my mum puts me threw. :b

So realy you where put in the bath for nothing, :blink: i have lots of baths cos i love to roll in POO :x

See you at a show some time we can hide from our mothers together :wub: (w00t)

 

[saraquele]

oh good so im not the only one with a mum who can be dippy at times then (w00t)

i have to admit she has had a rough week with some big decisions to make

( not about getting rid of us lot i hasten to add (w00t) , just other stuff grown ups have to sort out ) )

si i will fogive her and give her loads of cuddles to cheer her up tonight :wub: :thumbsup: :wub:

 

[Windsdream]

Ok then give your mum a big smacker from me to :huggles:

Hope she is back to her crazy self soon :wub: :thumbsup:

 

[wilfred]

... it's easily done, us mummies are busy people!

(Green pen (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) hope you get it off!)

Gill

 

[saraquele]

the pen came off lol (w00t)

 

[saraquele]

ok bee jay you can stop laughing now

or read it again and p**s yourself even more (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[posh totty]

oh bless ya! pmsl too! sort of thing id do! i blame it on having dogs and kids! well thats my excuse! :- "

 

[BeeJay]

It's given me so much fun Sharon. If it helps my day was frozen off too. But at least I knew before I left home or even got dressed so I went back to bed. -_-

 

[imperative]

hilarious

 

[BeeJay]

Just telling lyd about it. :lol: :teehee:

 

[saraquele]

It's given me so much fun Sharon.  If it helps my day was frozen off too.  But at least I knew before I left home or even got dressed so I went back to bed.  -_-

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youve got to laugh havent you (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

i got home , had a brew then took the dogs up on the golf course to bug the golfers (w00t)

no one was playing though so they had a good run and kobi forgave me :wub: