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We'll hold you to that Julie :lol:peppermint lady said:and theres was me tucked up in me bed for 10pm -_- -_- i wouldnt of minded but i looked as ruff as you lot with your hang overs on sunday morning (w00t) :- "
i was handing out pain killers like there was no tomorrow (w00t) (w00t)
il make up for it at the champs :- " :- " :thumbsup:
:cheers: :cheers:
(w00t) oh no i dont mean the singingJacquie said:We'll hold you to that Julie :lol:peppermint lady said:and theres was me tucked up in me bed for 10pm -_- Â -_- i wouldnt of minded but i looked as ruff as you lot with your hang overs on sunday morning (w00t) Â :- "
i was handing out pain killers like there was no tomorrow (w00t) Â (w00t)
il make up for it at the champs :- "Â :- "Â :thumbsup:
:cheers: Â :cheers:
sue greenwood said:Just in case som of you missed my Jokes here's one
Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear.
The black bear says, "You've got two choices. One, I maul you to death or two, we have sex."
He bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.
Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him.
The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, "Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged!
Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear.
The polar bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
peppermint lady said:
LOL (w00t)Judy said:peppermint lady said:
The line I quoted above was the only one I heard on the tannoy so I'm quite relieved to see it was a joke she was telling! I though maybe she hadn't realised she'd left the mike on :lol:
A good one though Sue :thumbsup:
Hannah it was that good old Northern air filling his lungs that did it! :thumbsup:Strike Whippets said:Jacob said thanks to all.......We were very proud of lard ass on Sunday :huggles: .......as for his trapping (w00t) ......I haven't seen him trap like that since he was a yearling ........but he has calmed down so I didn't have to wrestle with him once .....perhaps that helped :lol:
With the smell from the chickens i'm surprised any dog ran that way at all.Some very brave dogs and it wasnt the Northern air that spured them on it's was the knowledge they would escape the smell and get back in their cages(w00t)Esthermax said:Hannah it was that good old Northern air filling his lungs that did it! :thumbsup:Strike Whippets said:Jacob said thanks to all .......We were very proud of lard ass on Sunday :huggles:  .......as for his trapping (w00t)  ......I haven't seen him trap like that since he was a yearling ........but he has calmed down so I didn't have to wrestle with him once .....perhaps that helped :lol:
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