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[midlanderkeith]

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Thats all i can manage at the mo, whyyyyy, cos my lady can snore for Britain, its been going on for years but i cant take it any more :lol: im never in bed afore 1am, my lady comes up about 2 ish, freezing cold and just dumps herself on top of me fer warmth, then we drop off, then about an hr or so later it begins, on top note they arent just snores but include whistlings t boot, real loud, so thats me up in the middle of the night cos nobody can sleep through that, so i goes downstairs thinking i will crash out on the couch, forgetting lady muck is stretched out, never the less we cuddle up together, shes breathing bum breath in my face and on top of that i can still here my lady giving it what for upstairs, what a miserable existance i lead, now then on top of that, shortly we shall be having lunch and watch the news, afterwards i will drop off to sleep on the chair, shes never liked me drooping off to sleep through the day, i will have a few mins then look over at her only to find her shaking her head, eh, whats a man to do

keith

 

[affieluver]

i dont know keith how bout buying a new bed and sleeping with jill (w00t)

 

[hely]

lol, im ruth would be very pleased to hear that you have told us all about her snoring (w00t)

get some ear plugs :- " (w00t)

 

[jgear]

Keith

I suspect your OH is a very tolerant lady and probably puts up with a lot from you too! Get some ear plugs

 

[Julie D]

you can get this thing that clips round the perpetrators arm and when they snore the vibrations give them a little electric shock, enough to wake them and stop the snore :- " :- "

a girl I know used to cough all night on her (now ex) husbands arm :- " (w00t) (w00t)

 

[jinnyfizz]

You have my sympathy, Keith

It's the same in my house - my OH could wake the dead with his snoring (w00t)

I've tried ear plugs and sleeping in the spare room but I can still hear it through the wall

The only time I get a decent night's sleep is when he or I stay away for work reasons. I've even recorded him on my mobile and played it back to him to let him know how bad it is.

If you find a solution, let me know! I could really do with being able to sleep properly again :thumbsup:

 

[Rae]

Pray you go deaf Keith.........

 

[Julie D]

  I've even recorded him on my mobile and played it back to him to let him know how bad it is.

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Ha Ha, thought I was the only one who did mad things like this in the night, told his friends I had a new ringtone on my mobile and played it to them :lol:

 

[jinnyfizz]

  I've even recorded him on my mobile and played it back to him to let him know how bad it is.

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Ha Ha, thought I was the only one who did mad things like this in the night, told his friends I had a new ringtone on my mobile and played it to them :lol:

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Mmm, that's given me an idea ..... think I'll put it on HIS phone as a ringtone (w00t) :lol:

 

[lillybet]

dear oh dear no win situation :- "

unless you win the lottery :lol:

My hubby never sleeps more than 4 hrs any night :- " spends his time watching TV and drinking tea

At least when he is in bed he doesn't snore

lillibet