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[SIZE=14pt]A Woman's Prayer[/SIZE]
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'How big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
Just look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.
A Man's Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a wine shop. Amen.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'How big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
Just look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.
A Man's Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a wine shop. Amen.
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