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Question:

What is the difference between men and puppies?

Answer:

Puppies grow up.

Question:

What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer:

Lay them properly the first time and you can walk all over them

forever.

Question:

If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one

would hit the ground first?

Answer:

Who cares?????

Question:

What did God say after he created man?

Answer:

I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Question:

What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?

Answer:

I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question:

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

Answer:

i) no mind ii) no business

Question:

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Answer:!

Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question:

What is the difference between men and pigs?

Answer:

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Question:

What makes men chase women they have no intention of

marrying?

Answer:

The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no

intention of driving.

Question:

What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

Answer:

Exchange him!!

Question:

Why do men like smart women?

Answer:

Opposites attract.
 
(w00t) :lol: :lol:

oh no i laughed at hely's joke :teehee:
 
hely said:
Question:

What is the difference between men and puppies?

Answer:

Puppies grow up.

WE LOVE PUPPIES MORE :thumbsup:

Question:

What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer:

Lay them properly the first time and you can walk all over them

forever.

WE SHOULD BURY WOMEN WHEN WERE FINISHED WITH THEM THEN TILE OVER THEM

Question:

If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one

would hit the ground first?

Answer:

Who cares?????

AS LONG AS WE COME OFF A WOMAN FIRST WEL BE OK !

Question:

What did God say after he created man?

Answer:

I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

NOW ILL CREATE THE RUINATION OF MAN.

Question:

What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?

Answer:

I don't know, I've never seen either.

NO...UFO !

Question:

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

Answer:

i) no mind ii) no business

NO POINT..WOMEN KNOW EVERYONES BUSINESS.

Question:

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Answer:!

Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

HE WAS GETTING HIS HEAD SHOWERED !

Question:

What is the difference between men and pigs?

Answer:

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

WE USUALLY END UP WITH PIGS WITH LIPSTICK

Question:

What makes men chase women they have no intention of

marrying?

Answer:

The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no

intention of driving.

LIKE VEHICLES..WE LOVE TRADING YOU IN FOR A FASTER YOUNGER MODEL

Question:

What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

Answer:

Exchange him!!

AND TRY HIM ON 35 TIMES THEN CHANGE INTO SOMETHING ELSE ANYWAY !

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) :p

BUMP ! :- "
Click to expand...
 
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hely said:
Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?

Answer:

Puppies grow up.

Question:

What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer:

Lay them properly the first time and you can walk all over them

forever.

Question:

If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one

would hit the ground first?

Answer:

Who cares?????

Question:

What did God say after he created man?

Answer:

I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Question:

What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?

Answer:

I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question:

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

Answer:

i) no mind ii) no business

Question:

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Answer:!

Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question:

What is the difference between men and pigs?

Answer:

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Question:

What makes men chase women they have no intention of

marrying?

Answer:

The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no

intention of driving.

Question:

What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

Answer:

Exchange him!!

Question:

Why do men like smart women?

Answer:

Opposites attract.

Click to expand...

give it up bird..for all our sakes :thumbsup:
 
stormydog said:
hely said:
Question:

What is the difference between men and puppies?

Answer:

Puppies grow up.

WE LOVE PUPPIES MORE :thumbsup:

Question:

What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer:

Lay them properly the first time and you can walk all over them

forever.

WE SHOULD BURY WOMEN WHEN WERE FINISHED WITH THEM THEN TILE OVER THEM

Question:

If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one

would hit the ground first?

Answer:

Who cares?????

AS LONG AS WE COME OFF A WOMAN FIRST WEL BE OK !

Question:

What did God say after he created man?

Answer:

I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

NOW ILL CREATE THE RUINATION OF MAN.

Question:

What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?

Answer:

I don't know, I've never seen either.

NO...UFO !

Question:

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

Answer:

i) no mind ii) no business

NO POINT..WOMEN KNOW EVERYONES BUSINESS.

Question:

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Answer:!

Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

HE WAS GETTING HIS HEAD SHOWERED !

Question:

What is the difference between men and pigs?

Answer:

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

WE USUALLY END UP WITH PIGS WITH LIPSTICK

Question:

What makes men chase women they have no intention of

marrying?

Answer:

The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no

intention of driving.

LIKE VEHICLES..WE LOVE TRADING YOU IN FOR A FASTER YOUNGER MODEL

Question:

What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

Answer:

Exchange him!!

AND TRY HIM ON 35 TIMES THEN CHANGE INTO SOMETHING ELSE ANYWAY !

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) :p

BUMP ! :- "

Click to expand...
Click to expand...
 
haha made me giggle that.

good comeback stormy but girls are always betterrrrr nurnrurrnurrnurrr :teehee:
 
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