Retirement

[maggiemay2]

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about five minutes.

When we came out, there was a warden writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my wife called him a sh * thead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

 

[Mr Whippy]

I like it!!!

My hubby is away ice climbing in Norway at the mo with a group of friends who were described by the oldest in the group, as ranging in age from 28 to senior secret.

I luurve that sense of playfulness that some oldies get - it's what I aspire to. It reminds me of that poem about rebelling and having purple hair when you get old.

 

[AnnSa]

 

[k4tie-d]

so funny :teehee:

theres a man and lady who live up the road from us and every day at about 11.30 they walk down the road in there sunday best arm in arm to get the bus into town, i like to tink that they have worked so hard all there life that they no can afford to go out somwhere posh for lunch every day,

yet maybe they are just going out to cause trouble for an unsuspecting parking warden lol (w00t)

have fun guys let us know what other nauty stuff you lot get up to :cheers: