Sex Talk

[IanGerman]

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Calm down - it's not what you think!

Frankie was 2 at the beginning of this month and I decided it was time to explain the facts of life to him.

Fact number one: living with three elderly spayed bitches does NOT mean you have a harem Frankie, and as one is your mother and one is your grandmother you shouldn’t even THINK about it!

Fact number two: I can understand how the urges you feel are confusing for you seeing that you aren’t allowed to go on dates yet – however – there is a very good reason for that.....

Fact number three: having a pin-up of WCRCh Shiny on your bedroom wall will only get you more frustrated because - and I don’t know how to break this gently Frankie, so I’ll just come right out and say it - nice, young, nubile, FIT lady whippets do NOT want to go out with a slowcoach! They want speedy boyfriends to have a leg-over with! :huggles:

So the bottom line, my son – find some pace from somewhere – or spend all your days as a virgin! :teehee:

Obviously I'm hoping that this will act as an incentive .... although I have to say there is always the possibilty that he's gay :- "

 

[Paula Roberts]

:lol: :lol: Poor Frankie. :huggles:

 

[Judy]

:lol: such touching honesty Ian. Poor lad!

 

[CHRIS DOYLE]

Great story Ian . And for those who have not had the pleasure of seeing Ian's beautiful elderly ladies and Frankie of course, here they are :thumbsup:

 

[TC]

Great story Ian . And for those who have not had the pleasure of seeing Ian's beautiful elderly ladies and Frankie of course, here they are :thumbsup:

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Oooh, they're gorg Frankie, and I'm loving everyone's black ears :wub:

 

[Strike Whippets]

LOL ......Poor Frankie (w00t) .......You never know some people do use slower dogs if the bloodlines wanted (just ask Obi :wub: ) .......So tell him to cheer up and just keep looking 8)

 

[sue greenwood]

Well i read the title got excited and then found out we were talking about a dog called Frankie.

Question 1: Are they your legs on that photo Ian?

Question 2: Have you had sex?

If answer yes to both how do you explain answers to dog regarding speed and fanciability? :- "

 

[IanGerman]

LOL ......Poor Frankie  (w00t)   .......You never know some people do use slower dogs if the bloodlines wanted (just ask Obi  :wub: ) .......So tell him to cheer up and just keep looking  8)  

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Ouch! That's a bit harsh! You can't judge legs on the basis of Tesco jeans

These are my legs uncovered .....

Now that the little sod has taught himself computing I have to password everything - don't want him visiting any dodgy chatrooms where he might meet (cover your ears) ... mongrels! :lol:

Actually - THAT might be his best bet. :clown:

 

[CHRIS DOYLE]

I believe that Ian is to teach Frankie how to repair the lure machine (w00t) The sooner the better judging by this picture :- "

 

[IanGerman]

You stole that picture from the book entitled How To Repair Stuff By Standing And Looking At It )

 

[Esthermax]

You stole that picture from the book entitled How To Repair Stuff By Standing And Looking At It  )

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:lol:

 

[CHRIS DOYLE]

You stole that picture from the book entitled How To Repair Stuff By Standing And Looking At It  )

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What a coincidence :teehee: I wrote that book :thumbsup:

 

[sue greenwood]

Ian if they're your legs, if Frankie doesn't start chasing you several fellas will.

Me! I'm Jealous.

 

[CHRIS DOYLE]

Now we all know that Ian has an issues with Frankie. The lad doesn't win as often as he would like, lives with a load of girls probably a bit hen pecked etc. Is this though any way to treat the boy? Ian is only getting him to pull this big trailer to build his strength up :b . Now is that mean or what!

 

[Judy]

poor Frankie. Its like that scene from Call of The Wild, or is it Whitefang, where the poor dog has to break a sledge out of the ice single handed.

 

[IanGerman]

I suppose I COULD put the front wheels back on ............. :- "

It's for his own good - he'll thank me eventually.

Yeah right!

 

[Paula Roberts]

Poor Frankie, what a life that poor dog leads with this Ian chap, :angry: bet he"ll have him cutting and rolling the grass next. (w00t) Thanks for keeping us up to date on Frankie Lampy, he must be glad someones looking out for him. :huggles:

 

[TC]

Poor Frankie

This is the trouble with the world today :angry: People just use and abuse dogs to suit their own ends and do all their labouring for them. If they don't make the grade, they're out

You've got to get your training techniques right Ian :thumbsup:

Can he come and live at my house please :huggles: I don't have any girls, but one lovely boy who will let Frankie give him all the attention he wants :* When placed strategically in the next trap, I am sure this will spur Frankie on to cross the finish line first :wacko: :teehee: (w00t) 8) :- "