Sing Along!

[tinker*]

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To the tune of "I will Survive"

ALL TOGETHER NOW.... (w00t)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

 

[beaubeau]

Nice one :thumbsup:

 

And remember that a rabbit is for life not just for Christmas (w00t)

 

 

Tracey X

 

[tinker*]

unless he breaks........ :- "

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[hely]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

sooo funny :lol:

 

[AnnSa]

 

[nicky12]

:lol: brilliant :thumbsup:

 

[nanscamp]

Nice one Tinker. Are you coming to Upton on Sunday?

Lyn

 

[tinker*]

Nope...... on a "family holiday" *yawn*, would have loved to though.

:rant: @ stupid family get togethers.... but at least all the dogs are going!

 

[beaubeau]

So you'll be leavin the rabbit at home then (w00t)

 

[tinker*]

:- " :- "

 

[rach125]

Love it. my bf and i split up saturday night. Might "accidentally" email him it lol :- "