Stupid Animal Chrimbo Jokes

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A Merry-Christmas to Ewe!

 

How do cows greet each other at Christmas? Merry-Chrismoooo!

 

What is the favorite Christmas story for moose? A Chrismoose Carol.

 

Who gives presents to chickens? Santa Clucks.

 

Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb? Because it would say "Ba aa aaaa -Humbug!"

 

What is the favorite Christmas treat for ducks? Christmas Quackers

 

Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh and not pigs?

Because when Pigs fly everything that wasn't supposed to happen...does.

 

What is a dog's favorite Christmas carol? Bark! The Herald Angels Sing...

 

What is a monkey's favorite Christmas carol? Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells

 

What is a snake's favorite Christmas carol? Ssssssssssssssleigh Ride.

 

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

 

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas ? Cross-Mouse cards !

 

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

 

[nicky12]

:- " :- " :- "

 

[ladyp]

I like them ,Lady P :thumbsup: (w00t) :blink:

 

[hely]

:- "  :- "  :- "

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[SIZE=14pt]nicky you are such a muppet (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

[nicky12]

[SIZE=21pt]yes i know ,and im in a very naughty mood mrs so watch out :- " [/SIZE]

 

[AnnSa]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]yes i know ,and im in a very naughty mood mrs so watch out  :- " [/SIZE]

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OH GOD HELP US ALL

 

[jinnyfizz]

:lol: Helen! I can tell you look after lots of children ....... your repetoire of jokes gives it away :teehee: :thumbsup:

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]HELEN...I AM STARTING TO LOSE THE WILL TO LIVE NOW......[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

:lol: Helen!  I can tell you look after lots of children ....... your repetoire of jokes gives it away   :teehee:   :thumbsup:

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[SIZE=21pt]THATS BECAUSE DEEP DOWN HELY IS A BIG KID[/SIZE] :- "

[SIZE=21pt]BIT LIKE PETER PAN SHE HAS NEVER GROWN UP[/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]THIS ONES SENT ME TO -_- -_- -_- [/SIZE]