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Once upon a time two beautiful sisters were captured by a HUGE ig-eating green dragon with pointy horns and a black-tipped tail. He dragged them off to his cave in the sea wall where the waves dashed and even scarier things lined up to go boo.
Luckily the beautiful sisters had a handsome zooming brother who, tho but a slip of a lad, had a heart as big as the world. He SWAM the dashing waves, BATTLED the lined up scary things that go boo and fought and killed the HUGE ig-eating green dragon with his own soft little paws and teeny claws, freeing his sisters so they could all return to their box and live happily ever after.
And did they sleep off their adventure next to the rotting corpse of a dragon. I don't think so. The handsome zooming brother sold the story rights to DISNEY for wads that he gave to his new mommy in Scotland and was given as many freebies from the merchandising lines as he liked.......
not that his sister was too impressed by his generosity and they all ravaged the green dragon happily-ish ever after........
roll over enid blyton!
Luckily the beautiful sisters had a handsome zooming brother who, tho but a slip of a lad, had a heart as big as the world. He SWAM the dashing waves, BATTLED the lined up scary things that go boo and fought and killed the HUGE ig-eating green dragon with his own soft little paws and teeny claws, freeing his sisters so they could all return to their box and live happily ever after.
And did they sleep off their adventure next to the rotting corpse of a dragon. I don't think so. The handsome zooming brother sold the story rights to DISNEY for wads that he gave to his new mommy in Scotland and was given as many freebies from the merchandising lines as he liked.......
not that his sister was too impressed by his generosity and they all ravaged the green dragon happily-ish ever after........
roll over enid blyton!
