- My stomach is supposed to nearly touch the ground. I do NOT need to go on a diet! :angry:
- If God didn't intend newspapers to be shredded he wouldn't have invented letterboxes :- "
- You can brush me if you can catch me! (w00t)
- If life was truly fair kitchen counters would be 6 inches high
- It is my duty to protect the world from the forces of darkness. The forces of darkness include cats, vets and vacuum cleaners h34r:
- Chasing whippets is a mugs game
- I can get away with almost anything by giving my foster mum my cheekiest grin and a big lick! :wub:
- I am Ernie, and being Ernie is very important indeed