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Subject: Children Writing About The Sea
Kids - aren't they wonderful ???
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls
(James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
sea all around you, you are incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson.
She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy aged 8)
6)My uncle goes out in his boats with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)
7)When ships had sails, they used to use the trade Winds to cross the Ocean.
Sometimes , when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the
wind come. My brother said they would do better off eating beans.
(William age 7)
8)I like mermaids. I think they are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 6)
9)I am not going to write about the Sea. My brother is always screaming
and being sick.My dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has
just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 6)
10)Some fish are dangerous. The jellyfish can sting. Electric Eels can give
you a shock. They live in caves under the Sea, where I think they have to
plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)
11)When I go swimming in the sea, and it is very cold, it makes
my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)
12)Divers have to be safe when they go under water.Divers can't go down alone,
So two divers have to go down on each other.
(Becky age 8)
13)on holiday, my mum went water skiing.She fell off when she was going very fast.
She says she's not going to do it again, because water shot up her fanny.
(Julie age 7)
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Kids - aren't they wonderful ???
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls
(James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
sea all around you, you are incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson.
She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy aged 8)
6)My uncle goes out in his boats with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)
7)When ships had sails, they used to use the trade Winds to cross the Ocean.
Sometimes , when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the
wind come. My brother said they would do better off eating beans.
(William age 7)
8)I like mermaids. I think they are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 6)
9)I am not going to write about the Sea. My brother is always screaming
and being sick.My dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has
just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 6)
10)Some fish are dangerous. The jellyfish can sting. Electric Eels can give
you a shock. They live in caves under the Sea, where I think they have to
plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)
11)When I go swimming in the sea, and it is very cold, it makes
my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)
12)Divers have to be safe when they go under water.Divers can't go down alone,
So two divers have to go down on each other.
(Becky age 8)
13)on holiday, my mum went water skiing.She fell off when she was going very fast.
She says she's not going to do it again, because water shot up her fanny.
(Julie age 7)
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