Well pluck my pubes wasnt there real full-on dwarves on our ferry home last night 
2 couples all loved up in their own tiny little way :wub:
im going to hell and i think ians coming too because as they walked past we shouted.."oi short arse people..do a handspring !" :- "
then it got quite strange as we got to the restaraunt onboard. try to imaging the shape of the restaruant being at the front of the ship so its pointy inside. the bench type seats are all at the outside of the room and quite low down compared to the seats innermost at the tables. being regular travellers on this ferry we knew this would be a cause for concern if the "littluns" had to sit there i couldnt believe it..where were they shown to ? only the low seats !!
so i nudged ian and we waited for the inevitable <_< <_<
they disappeared from view except for the tops of their ickle noggins !!! (w00t) (w00t) they couldnt even reach the table top !!
so they moved to big peoples seats :blink: :blink:
ofcourse my mind went into overdrive...how do they get onto their bunks..how do they get down from them etc etc....i pictured them forming a pyramid then one could climb up top...i reckon to get down the do one of those tumble-turns like a trapeze artist does dismounting from the safety net :thumbsup:
ps..we didnt really shout "do a handspring..." though i did sing that circus tune....
de de diddly dit de deee de de .....come on you know it..sing it !!
2 couples all loved up in their own tiny little way :wub:im going to hell and i think ians coming too because as they walked past we shouted.."oi short arse people..do a handspring !" :- "
then it got quite strange as we got to the restaraunt onboard. try to imaging the shape of the restaruant being at the front of the ship so its pointy inside. the bench type seats are all at the outside of the room and quite low down compared to the seats innermost at the tables. being regular travellers on this ferry we knew this would be a cause for concern if the "littluns" had to sit there
i couldnt believe it..where were they shown to ? only the low seats !! so i nudged ian and we waited for the inevitable <_< <_<
they disappeared from view except for the tops of their ickle noggins !!! (w00t) (w00t) they couldnt even reach the table top !!
so they moved to big peoples seats :blink: :blink:
ofcourse my mind went into overdrive...how do they get onto their bunks..how do they get down from them etc etc....i pictured them forming a pyramid then one could climb up top...i reckon to get down the do one of those tumble-turns like a trapeze artist does dismounting from the safety net :thumbsup:
ps..we didnt really shout "do a handspring..."
though i did sing that circus tune....de de diddly dit de deee de de .....come on you know it..sing it !!
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