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WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
When a dog licks your ear it has no ulterior motive.
Dogs quite happily sit and watch the football/ cricket/ motor racing without complaining.
Dogs don't want to take you shopping.
Dogs don't say "YOU DID WHATTTT!!!".
They don't expect you to change a tyre for them.
Dogs don't complain when a light bulb blows.
There's a longer time between bouts of PMS with a dog.
Dogs don't mind if you leave the seat up, in fact they prefer it.
Dogs don't mind if they don't get flowers.
Dogs don't get suspicious if they DO get flowers.
Dogs don't invite their mothers over to stay.
Dogs don't like cats.
There is no incorrect wash cycle for a dog's clothes.
Dogs don't make remarks about your mates and their habits.
Dogs bite the Avon lady.
A dog's already have a fur coat and Greenpeace don't mind.
Dogs don't care what you say to other drivers.
Dogs will defend you if you say too much to other drivers.
A dog doesn't care if you talk to your neighbour's
wife/ daughter over the fence.
When a dog licks your ear it has no ulterior motive.
Dogs quite happily sit and watch the football/ cricket/ motor racing without complaining.
Dogs don't want to take you shopping.
Dogs don't say "YOU DID WHATTTT!!!".
They don't expect you to change a tyre for them.
Dogs don't complain when a light bulb blows.
There's a longer time between bouts of PMS with a dog.
Dogs don't mind if you leave the seat up, in fact they prefer it.
Dogs don't mind if they don't get flowers.
Dogs don't get suspicious if they DO get flowers.
Dogs don't invite their mothers over to stay.
Dogs don't like cats.
There is no incorrect wash cycle for a dog's clothes.
Dogs don't make remarks about your mates and their habits.
Dogs bite the Avon lady.
A dog's already have a fur coat and Greenpeace don't mind.
Dogs don't care what you say to other drivers.
Dogs will defend you if you say too much to other drivers.
A dog doesn't care if you talk to your neighbour's
wife/ daughter over the fence.
