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[midlanderkeith]

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My lady went visiting brother inlaw in hospital, got back about 4ish, i had prepared a meal for her, she thanked me and told me she would treat me tonight (w00t)

well my heart started pounding like the clappers, anyways she was in the kitchen and she asked me if i would like the treat now, what in broad daylight in the kitchen, i nearly collapsed, what a complete fool i felt when she went to her handbag and pulled out A BOX OF MALTESERS :lol:

:cheers:

keith

 

[jeanyg]

You mean a whole box (w00t)

 

[posh totty]

keith what were you thinking of!!!! :- " :lol:

hows the leg now? :thumbsup:

 

[midlanderkeith]

keith what were you thinking of!!!!  :- "  :lol:

hows the leg now?  :thumbsup:

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Toblerone :lol: thats what i was thinking about, wot u implying ya saucy mare :lol: , hows my leg, damn sore,

love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

keith :cheers:

 

[hely]

(w00t) you crack me up (w00t)

 

[trac]

mmmmm maltesers, now thats what i call a treat :thumbsup:

 

[posh totty]

keith what were you thinking of!!!!  :- "  :lol:

hows the leg now?  :thumbsup:

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Toblerone :lol: thats what i was thinking about, wot u implying ya saucy mare :lol: , hows my leg, damn sore,

love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

keith :cheers:

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me a saucy mare!!! (w00t) luv ya loads toooo :wub: :huggles:

 

[Notacolly]

Mmmmmmm................................... jaffa cakes!!!

 

[Jessr123]

Just think what you can do with a malteser!

 

[AnnSa]

I'd have rather had the Toblerone as well

 

[peppermint lady]

no a ripple and a cup of hot chocolate to dip it in for me :- "

 

[posh totty]

just a cup of hot milky chocolate with squirty cream on top piled high!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :wub:

 

[midlanderkeith]

no a ripple and a cup of hot chocolate to dip it in  for me :- "

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mmmmm, youve got me sallavating good n proper now, wot a sweet tooth ive got, well just the 3, i could live on cakes n toffee, no what my favourite sweet stuff is, a large jar of malt n cod liver oil, :lol: gimmee a big spoon and leave me be

:cheers:

keith

 

[Doobryfirkin]

mmmmm, youve got me sallavating good n proper now, wot a sweet tooth ive got, well just the 3, i could live on cakes n toffee, no what my favourite sweet stuff is, a large jar of malt n cod liver oil, :lol: gimmee a big spoon and leave me be

:cheers:

keith

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[Doobryfirkin]

can not have sweet things i'm diabetic type 1 (good old insulin) i have to get my prick out twice a day (w00t)

Tony

 

[hely]

hot chocolate fudge cake with double cream AND ice-cream...........with a nice cup of milky coffee :thumbsup:

a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips :lol:

 

[Painted Lady]

A pint or three of John Smiths will do me! Followed by chicken shish kebab and cheesy chips! Cheap bird,me.

 

[midlanderkeith]

hot chocolate fudge cake with double cream AND ice-cream...........with a nice cup of milky coffee :thumbsup:
a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips :lol:

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I can eat a tata more than a pig, :lol: never put any lard on, now then if anybody is considering baking a lemon meringue pie, give us a shout, i'll be right over,

with the double cream

keith

 

[hely]

oohhh lemon meringue pie, i haven't had that for yonks

i have a very sweet tooth, anything with chocolate in it...............but for dinners you cant beat a red hot chicken vindaloo.the hotter the better :teehee:

 

[midlanderkeith]

oohhh lemon meringue pie, i haven't had that for yonks 
i have a very sweet tooth, anything with chocolate in it...............but for dinners you cant beat a red hot chicken vindaloo.the hotter the better :teehee:

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mmmmmm, half rice half chips, popadoms with spiced onions, bottle of lager, stop tomenting me hely :lol:

:cheers:

keith