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There is a dangrous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called WORK.

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.

Purchase the antidote known as WINE. The quickest acting is called CHARDONNAY but this is only available for those who can afford it, the NHS equivalent is BLUE NUN. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to your friends - if you don't have any friends it means you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

This virus is DEADLY

UPDATE: After extensive testing it has been concluded that LAGER may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Brilliant......... (w00t) (w00t)

think i'll stick to vodka though :thumbsup:
 
I think I am safe, I avoid it at all costs, which is tiring in its self
 
hely said:
Brilliant......... (w00t)   (w00t)
think i'll stick to vodka though :thumbsup:


agree with you there...2 double vodkas and tonics coming right up :cheers: on me way Helen (w00t) ...actually 2 bottles might be better :cheers:
 
thanks for the warning :thumbsup: but i think ive already had a run in with it today :sweating: :lol:
 
sarahloveland said:
hely said:
Brilliant......... (w00t)   (w00t)
think i'll stick to vodka though :thumbsup:


agree with you there...2 double vodkas and tonics coming right up :cheers: on me way Helen (w00t) ...actually 2 bottles might be better :cheers:

ok, you bring the booze, i have twigglets here (w00t)

Jane, you bring the chocolate :thumbsup:
 
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PARTY ON!!!! As long as you don't get the mr.sheen out :wacko: the polish not your"friend" that is :cheers:
 
pmsl.........victor is asleep for the night (w00t) :oops: :b
 
hely said:
ok, you bring the booze, i have twigglets here (w00t) Jane, you bring the chocolate :thumbsup:

:oops: ...... sorry, I ate it all after WORK to see if it helped :- "

Results were inconclusive ....... may have to try some more tomorrow :teehee:
 

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