The Most Dog Friendly Community Online
Join Dog Forum to Discuss Breeds, Training, Food and More

Join Now for Free
New posts

Anyone got a dog themed joke?

.

"We’d been longing for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog.
It's cheaper than having a baby, plus you get twice as many feet." :)


.
 
.


"A woman called our airline, to ask if she could take her dog along. 'Sure', I said, 'just provide your own shipping-kennel.' I explained that crates had to be large enough for the dog to stand, sit, turn around, & roll onto their back.
The customer was flummoxed: 
'I’ll never be able to teach him all that, by tomorrow!' :eek:


--- from gcfl.net

.
 
A Doberman, a Poodle and a Sighthound died and are standing in front of God at the entrance to the kingdom of heaven ❤
God asks them all three, what they believe in?
The Doberman says: "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my owner."
"Good," says God, "take a seat on my right side."
"Poodle, what do you believe in?" Asked God.
The Poodle answers: "I believe in love and care from my owner as well as peace in the world."
"Ah," God said, "You can take a seat to my left side."
Then he looked at The Sighthound: "And what do you believe in?"
The Sighthound stood there, looked at him and answered :
"I believe you're sitting in my seat!"
 
A man walks into the vets with his cross eyed bulldog and says
‘ my dog is cross eyed, can you help him?’
The vet says ,
“Let’s have a look”
She picked up the dog and inspects him.
After five minutes, she says,
“I’m going to have to put him down”
“What!” Says the man , “ only because his eyes are crossed?”
“ No” says the vet, “ he’s really heavy”
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Welcome to Dog Forum!

Join our vibrant online community dedicated to all things canine. Whether you're a seasoned owner or new to the world of dogs, our forum is your go-to hub for sharing stories, seeking advice, and connecting with fellow dog lovers. From training tips to health concerns, we cover it all. Register now and unleash the full potential of your dog-loving experience!

Login or Register
Back
Top