An Exhibitors Solution.......

[Juley]

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[SIZE=14pt]It breaks my heart to hear your pain[/SIZE]

The Government must take the blame.

To raise fuel prices isn't fair

They're filthy rich and just don't care.

I've come up with a great solution

Better yet, theres no pollution.

Buy a couple of Great Danes

To pull a cart along the lanes.

It may of course take quite a while

But you'll arrive in slendid style.

 

[wilfred]

Wonderful! :thumbsup:

 

[ugottaluvwhippet's]

fab idea :thumbsup:

 

[kennelmaid]

Very clever (w00t)

Yvonne

:huggles:

 

[~Sarah~]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Very good. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[quintessence]

[SIZE=14pt]I'm carefully giving your idea some thought, [/SIZE]

the dogs and and cart will need to be bought,

and then I'll need to find a way

to placate the RSPCA

What happens if a dog says 'no

into the cart I will not go'

Will I call out the RAC

and have to pay a special fee

And on arrival at the show

Where will my dogs and cart then go

I'm thinking that I'll have to pay, in

the unentered tent they'll have to stay

cos there's something you forgot to say

Great Danes are shown on Working Day

 

[Juley]

[SIZE=14pt]My dear, you're right I'm such a fool.[/SIZE]

I couldn't ask you to be cruel.

Forget the Danes, I've thought again.

A great idea, its all quite plain.

I had a word with Pat Mahony,

He's glad to lend you his best pony.

Just sit the Whippets on its back,

Its very quiet, a nice smooth hack.

 

[kennelmaid]

What are you 2 like :teehee: Just priceless

Yvonne

:huggles:

 

[quintessence]

Did Pat mention a little snag

When selling on his trusty nag

Did he have a jaunty smile

Knowing, after just one mile

The horse would stop, but not for grub

He'd been trained to stop at every pub

It didn't seen to matter at first

As Sparky and I quenched our thirst

But soon our progress began to slow

It was half past two when we reached the show

We must have looked in a bit of a state

Trying to dance with the man on the gate

Everything turned into a fog

As we ambled into Post Grad Dog

But it didn't go without a hitch

It turned out it was Post Grad Bitch

The drop of a pin you could have heard

When Sparky boy was awarded third

The Secretary was not amused

She said her 'office' had been abused

And said we had to leave the show

Quickly pack our stuff and go

The Show Committee would have to meet

To prepare a report for Clarges Street

So yet again we've come unstuck

This economy drive is such pot-luck

But now we think we've hit the spot,

Will it work out, probably not

We're building a car for all to see

One that runs on whippet wee

See you all at the NEC

 

[sue burton]

Did Pat mention a little snagWhen selling on his trusty nag

Did he have a jaunty smile

Knowing, after just one mile

The horse would stop, but not for grub

He'd been trained to stop at every pub

It didn't seen to matter at first

As  Sparky and I quenched our thirst

But soon our progress began to slow

It was half past two when we reached the show

We must have looked in a bit of a state

Trying to dance with the man on the gate

Everything turned into a fog

As we ambled into Post Grad Dog

But it didn't go without a hitch

It turned out it was Post Grad Bitch

The drop of a pin you could have heard

When Sparky boy  was awarded third

The Secretary was not amused

She said her 'office' had been abused

And said we had to leave the show

Quickly pack our stuff and go

The Show Committee would have to meet

To prepare a report for Clarges Street

So yet again we've come unstuck

This economy drive is such pot-luck

But now we think we've hit the spot,

Will it work out, probably not

We're building a car for all to see

One that runs on whippet wee

See you all at the NEC

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when you have it sorted let me know will it run on poodle pee

 

[meddling]

[SIZE=14pt] :lol: Brilliant! :lol: :lol: Brilliant! :lol: :lol: Brilliant! :lol: [/SIZE]

You two should write a book! Keep on going - awaiting the next verse with baited breath (w00t)

 

[zilloot]

(w00t) That's hysterical!!!!!!!

More please - you're brilliant!

(p.s. goes to bed dreaming of a car that could run on whippet-wee... or more specifically little boy iggy piddle....)

 

[Juley]

[SIZE=14pt]It really goes without saying of course,[/SIZE]

I'm awfully sorry about the horse.

I'll have a word with naughty Pat,

He certainly didn't tell me that.

 

Fancy stopping at every Inn,

(Were you forced to drink that double gin?)

I'm so surprised the man on the gate,

Didn't mention that you were late.

 

How could you go in with all the girls?

Your head must have been in quite a whirl.

I'm shocked the judge didn't heed the calls,

(Surely she noticed your "bitch" had balls?)

 

About the Sec, there is a rumour,

She doesn't have much sense of humour.

She's bound to report to the Kennel Club,

You'll both be banned now, thats the rub.

 

But I'm certain someone as clever as you,

Who can run a car on wee, or poo?

Can escape a ban, or even a fine,

So I'll see you at the show next time?

 

[affieluver]

genius o

 

[maggie217]

OMG you 2 are brill. :lol: Your verses have really made me laugh out loud, I'm giggling and shaking here with tears running down my face. :teehee: Ruby is giving me some strange looks now :blink:

 

You should both be in print. :thumbsup:

 

Pauline

 

[infamous]

:teehee:

You two are so brilliant! Keep it coming!

 

[meddling]

Fantastic

 

[hely]

(w00t) Brilliant (w00t)

 

[maggie217]

More please....you two gone on strike?? (w00t)

 

[meddling]

More please....you two gone on strike?? (w00t)

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Ohhhhhh - you got me going then when I saw it back at the top!! Come on ladies - we're missing you :- " :- "