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new rule
only those people that have 2 or maybe 3 generations of whippet racers in their blood allowed to race their whippets

:thumbsup:

could we not stretch a bit to having greyhound racing generations in our blood too

 

[les windle]

Does that mean these two litter mates cannot be registered because of their curly tails :clown:

 

[marielou]

new rule
only those people that have 2 or maybe 3 generations of whippet racers in their blood allowed to race their whippets

:thumbsup:

could we not stretch a bit to having greyhound racing generations in our blood too

I dont know whether we ought to be encouraging people to sleep with greyhounds, I heard from Wendy that they hog the bed worse than whippets :lol:

 

[fallenangel]

new rule
only those people that have 2 or maybe 3 generations of whippet racers in their blood allowed to race their whippets

:thumbsup:

could we not stretch a bit to having greyhound racing generations in our blood too

I dont know whether we ought to be encouraging people to sleep with greyhounds, I heard from Wendy that they hog the bed worse than whippets :lol:

they do but i have 3 at a time in bed with me lol

 

[rocky]

Trying to clarify new rule Meant yourself, parents or grand parents but I suppose if you slept with someone and it produced a whippet racer, that would be OK. Also yes greyhound could be added, but only once

 

[marielou]

There have been so many changes now I would be grateful if Mr H could just give us the up to date situation with the new rules as I have the chance of an occasional whippet from Ikea but dont want to fall foul of the new regime. Would I be able to race it . am I right in thinking it could only sleep with a whippet racer though???????? :sweating:

 

[les windle]

Can we include any that were conceived at the back of Swallownest club on champs weekend. lol :lol:

 

[Paws123]

Trying to clarify new rule Meant yourself, parents or grand parents but I suppose if you slept with someone and it produced a whippet racer, that would be OK. Also yes greyhound could be added, but only once

Well that knacked it for me then ...ive only got whippet racing in the first generation and greyhound racing in the second generation ... could be push the rule to include donkey riding for the third generation too ...

 

[ahorsnall]

rule book

no1 bribes can be offered

no2 no white dogs

no 3 zero tolernce on dieing

n0 4 no questions over rule changing

no5 3 generations of whippet racers in blood or just with three depending on how you read it

no 165 part b no dogs allowed with deer in there names parents included to be allowed to be reg

no 6 tables can be reg if no white in it but may not be used to help in helping to meet rule 5

need some adding i think

 

[fallenangel]

There have been so many changes now I would be grateful if Mr H could just give us the up to date situation with the new rules as I have the chance of an occasional whippet from Ikea but dont want to fall foul of the new regime. Would I be able to race it . am I right in thinking it could only sleep with a whippet racer though???????? :sweating:

you cn only race your occasion whippet as long as its no dinning tabel in 300 genertions but it you that can only sleep with a whippet race or 3 greyhound racers think thats right

 

[wild whippies]

Oi!!! My whippet isn't for occasional use!

He lives in a nice spacious hall with a telephone and a yellow pages for company, the welfare officer would be proud.

And I always give him a good rub down with some pledge!

er do you drug test for polishing agents?! :unsure:

 

[Trojan]

Sory can't keep my mouth closed any longer This is an outrage making rules and changing them anyone would think we were whippet racing who gives who the power to dictate to us we are the MEMBERS and have rights to [pick who we WANT to run and WHAT colour they must be as for the vehicles for goodness sake wheres the nearest train station!!!! next you'll be saying we have to fly in to venues and thats another thing no one has mentioned where these races will take place I'm not ranting either cant help it if i'm a big mouth

you have been warned for youre ?of rules on past pages just because you raced for years does not give you any rights to ? my new rules

Disgraceful are you saying my CV counts for nothing - this will be taken into hand - be expecting a letter in the post!!!!!!!!!

 

[gary farmer]

Hi I'm a newbie and was wondering if my dog would be granted registration?He's not white and doesn't have a curly tail and Mick Dudek validated him being whippet-like in appearance after 30 tequilla's at Swallownest.

I enclose a pik

ok i think this one needs answering by the top table but dont think it will be a problem as it has taken quite a fancy to it

this is silly next your be letting stools run lol

 

[Trojan]

new rule
only those people that have 2 or maybe 3 generations of whippet racers in their blood allowed to race their whippets

I agree to this one, too see my cv might help lol

 

[fallenangel]

Hi I'm a newbie and was wondering if my dog would be granted registration?He's not white and doesn't have a curly tail and Mick Dudek validated him being whippet-like in appearance after 30 tequilla's at Swallownest.

I enclose a pik

ok i think this one needs answering by the top table but dont think it will be a problem as it has taken quite a fancy to it

this is silly next your be letting stools run lol

i put all my dogs stools in poo bags they just havent got the legs

 

[les windle]

Gary you will have to take it up with the CHAIRMAN

 

[JOHNG]

Hi I'm a newbie and was wondering if my dog would be granted registration?He's not white and doesn't have a curly tail and Mick Dudek validated him being whippet-like in appearance after 30 tequilla's at Swallownest.

I enclose a pik

ok i think this one needs answering by the top table but dont think it will be a problem as it has taken quite a fancy to it

this is silly next your be letting stools run lol

no stools allowed to run :lol:

 

[Trojan]

Hi I'm a newbie and was wondering if my dog would be granted registration?He's not white and doesn't have a curly tail and Mick Dudek validated him being whippet-like in appearance after 30 tequilla's at Swallownest.

I enclose a pik

ok i think this one needs answering by the top table but dont think it will be a problem as it has taken quite a fancy to it

this is silly next your be letting stools run lol

Gary for stools that run you neeed IMMODIUM they say they work in minutes !!!!!

 

[Fleesh]

Gary you will have to take it up with the CHAIRMAN

Don't you mean the Charmin ?

 

[Fleesh]

So Chris if I bung you twenty quid you will certify my dogs as being not-white-like in appearance, since who is to say their opinion in non-white-like is correct. This sorts out my problem of potentially being caught cheating in the dye-testing procedure.

I am open to offers to have three generations of whippet racers in my bed, although against my better nature I am easy as regards build, type and percentage of greyhound in their blood.

I have an issue with rule 165 part b since little Jessica is very DEER to me, I think this may need looking at.

However I am glad for rule 6 as re: occasional whippets from Ikea since Talli has a tendency to be a bit of a plank .

WHAT A SOUND SENSIBLE SET OF RULES, THOSE PROPOSING AND PASSING THEM MUST HAVE BEEN IN THE SPORT FOR A VERY LONG TIME WITH A GREAT DEAL OF EXPERIENCE AND A LOT OF COMMON SENSE .