Bowie in my bed or is it me that gets in Bowies bed?

I am human origami. I sleep inbetween Lola and Bowie (im the line that cant be crossed by bowie or lola gives him a swift paw to the face)
I spend the night trying to not knock lola off the side of the bed and weaving the rest of me around wherever Bowie has decided to lie on his 3/4 side of the bed!

 

Only normal people sleep horizontal, everyone knows that!

 

My partner then comes to bed later on. There were 10 in the bed and the little one said...
I change the bedding everyday because my pets love sleeping in our bed but they even jump on the bed as soon as its been changed, i know they do it on purpose haha

 

we are very skilled people to learn to actually sleep like that or is it through eventual exhaustion haha. He would not sleep anywhere without us. He even tries to get in the bath when either 1 of us is in there!