Competition Time....................

[hely]

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[SIZE=21pt]MY FISH CALLED ELVIS..............DIED THIS MORNING.............A MINS SILENCE PLEASE LADIES.........[/SIZE] 

TRISH.........I SAID SILENCE, HAVE A BIT OF RESECT WOMEN :- "

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[SIZE=21pt]R.I.P-.ELVIS[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14pt]AT LEAST HE IS[/SIZE] IN A PEACEFUL PLAICE,SORRY I MEAN PLACE

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[SIZE=8pt]OH THATS SHOCKING, he is now in his final resting place....................the bog [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]DONT KNOW HOW YOU CAN BALENCE YOUR LAPTOP AT THE SAME TIME TRISH[/SIZE] :- "

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(w00t) :lol: :lol: [SIZE=21pt]youve got to be very clever to balance the act [/SIZE] :- "

[SIZE=21pt]god bless little elvis[/SIZE] :huggles:

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[SIZE=14pt]ONE FALSE MOVE AND ITS ALL OVER [/SIZE] :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=14pt]CHARMING...COME OUT TO PLAY AND YOU HAVE ALL GONE....JUST HAVE TO PLAY WITH MYSELF THEN......HMMMMM WHERE'S TRISH I WONDER :- " [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]DONT THINK WE WILL NEED A OVER 18 WARNINGTHIS TIME,AS HELYS NOT PLAYING WE SHOULD BE SAFE :- " [/SIZE]

[SIZE=14pt](*THINK I HAD BEST RUN FOR COVER NOW*)[/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]yes run trac run[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14pt]its not me that lowers the tone, its you lot, hussy's the lot of ya............ :- " [/SIZE]

 

sarah just sent me a text she's sat outside TKmaxxx waiting for it to open...............so ive phoned them and told them not to let her in :- "

 

[whippetmad]

[SIZE=21pt]yes run trac run[/SIZE]  

[SIZE=14pt]its not me that lowers the tone, its you lot, hussy's the lot of ya............ :- " [/SIZE]

 

sarah just sent me a text she's sat outside TKmaxxx waiting for it to open...............so ive phoned them and told them not to let her in :- "

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

GOD KNOW WHAT SHE WOULD BE LIKE TO GO SHOPPING WITH :- " (w00t)

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]CAN I COME OUT NOW AND PLAY????[/SIZE]

[SIZE=21pt]ONLY SARAH WOULD BE SAT OUTSIDE TKMAXXX WAITING FOR IT TO OPEN? :blink: [/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=14pt]yes trac you can, but this is your final warning...........[/SIZE]

 

i want 10 lines from you..

 

my name trac and i like being naughty :- "

my...................

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]I'M NOW ON MY BEST BEHAVIOUR[/SIZE]

[SIZE=14pt](THIS IS GOING TO BE SO HARD)[/SIZE]

 

[whippetmad]

[SIZE=21pt]I'M NOW ON MY BEST BEHAVIOUR[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt](THIS IS GOING TO BE SO HARD)[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]THATS A LAUGH[/SIZE]

 

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]I'M NOW ON MY BEST BEHAVIOUR[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt](THIS IS GOING TO BE SO HARD)[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]THATS A LAUGH[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=14pt]mmm, righto trac, lets see how long it lasts :- " [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]oh nearly forgot heres your 10 lines [/SIZE] :- "

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[hely]

[SIZE=14pt]oh nearly forgot heres your 10 lines [/SIZE] :- "

1.________________________________________________________________

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[SIZE=21pt]yes....very good trac, very good, aren't we just the clever one then ahe?..........i am keeping a close eye on you young lady :- " [/SIZE]

 

[trac]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]Hi honeys...I am back...did you miss me????? Course you did....[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]HEY GREAT SARAHS OUT TO PLAY,LOTS OF MISCHIEF TO BE HAD NOW [/SIZE] :- " TRISH AND HELY ARE GANGING UP ON ME SARAH,AND I'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD

[SIZE=14pt](HONEST o [/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]you had a good sit outside tkmax sarah[/SIZE]

[SIZE=21pt]never tired it before ,is it worth it[/SIZE] :wacko:

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=14pt]loads of jeans in there just begging me to buy them but I resisted....hung them back on the rail like a good girl.....was supposed to be crimbo shopping for kids....not me :wacko: :wacko: [/SIZE]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=14pt]HEY GREAT SARAHS OUT TO PLAY,LOTS OF MISCHIEF TO BE HAD NOW [/SIZE] :- " TRISH AND HELY ARE GANGING UP ON ME SARAH,AND I'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD[SIZE=14pt](HONEST o [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]HMMMMM..............[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=14pt]BIT COLD TO SIT IN A CAR PARK [/SIZE] :blink: