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'Dear Mum.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing. I had to elope

with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's,

tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum... She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a caravan in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other

people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself..

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Nicholas.

"P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than

the school report that's on my desk"

Call when it is safe for me to come home. (w00t)
 
Go on wee fella, true so very true, Brilliant.! :lol:
 

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